A big ol' bunch of random stuff i've put together for if nothing else my amusement. Anything from politics and religion to the music i listen to and funny stuff i periodically get e-mailed to me. Basically put whatever suits my fancy.
Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “ America ’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her. - Arizona
Should some states increase the driving age? Ask the mother who sent this gem of her daughter’s escapades, only 1 hour after receiving her license. - South Carolina
Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be. - Wyoming
Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I’m going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it. - North Carolina
For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me. - Arkansas
You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls? - Unknown
I’m not sure if hiring a stylist from Whoville is the best career move, but who really knows? - Fl…