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Dogs And People

The following presentation requires PowerPoint but is well worth the look. I wouldn't have bothered posting it if it weren't.

I hope that each of you have had the Honor of being loved by a dog.

Dogs and People....This IS GREAT! and true!!!

Quotes: "It is the spirit..."

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It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.--EARL WARREN

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Let the workers organize. Let the toilers assemble. Let their crystallized voice proclaim their injustices and demand their privileges. Let all thoughtful citizens sustain them, for the future of Labor is the future of America.--JOHN L. LEWIS

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Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.--Aristotle

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On some positions, Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' And Vanity comes along and asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But Conscience asks the question 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he mus…

Quotes: "Take the first step in faith..."

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Meanwhile, whether we dismantle our empire or not, China will become (if it isn't already) the world's next superpower.--Chalmers Johnson

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I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.-–John Lennon

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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.--Albert Schweitzer

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Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, …

A Social Network Christmas

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This presentation is really nice....hope you enjoy....dont forget sound!!!

Next Generation Of Speed Bumps.

We could use one or two of these bad boys on the Safety Corridor between Eureka and Arcata.

Senior Healrh Care Solution

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Global Warming

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If this doesn't define irony i don't know what does.

What is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Plea…

Acceleration

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Read this through slowly and try to comprehend the amount of force produced in just under 4 seconds! There are no rockets or airplanes built by any government in the world that can accelerate from a standing start as fast as a Top Fuel Dragster or Funny Car!


DEFINITION OF ACCELERATION
One top fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows of stock cars at the Daytona 500. It takes just 15/100ths of a second for all 6,000+ horsepower of an NHRA Top Fuel dragster engine to reach the rear wheels. Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced. A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger. With 3,000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic …

Global development over the last 200 years in four minutes

A 4 minute description of what has occurred on our planet over the last 200 years - interesting: 200 Countries, 200 Years, 4 Minutes. Swedish academic superstar Hans Rosling graphically illustrates global development over the last 200 years:
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The SPARROW at STARBUCKS

The song that silenced the cappuccino machine. It was chilly in Manhattan but warm inside the Starbucks shop on 51st Street and Broadway, just a skip up from Times Square . Early November weather in New York City holds only the slightest hint of the bitter chill of late December and January, but it's enough to send the masses crowding indoors to vie for available space and warmth. For a musician, it's the most lucrative Starbucks location in the world, I'm told, and consequently, the tips can be substantial if you play your tunes right. Apparently, we were striking all the right chords that night, because our basket was almost overflowing. It was a fun, low-pressure gig - I was playing keyboard and singing backup for my friend who also added rhythm with an arsenal of percussion instruments. We mostly did pop songs from the '40s to the '90s with a few original tunes thrown in. During our emotional rendition of the classic, "If You Don't Know Me by Now,"…

Talk about twisted - This is funny - enjoy

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

Goodness is meant for sharing... She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her ex-husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Keep reading-they get better!!!

WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks…

Communion on the Moon

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I love this. How many of you knew? Too bad this type news doesn't travel as fast as bad.

Communion on the Moon: July 20, 1969 (This is an article by Eric Metaxas )

Forty years ago two human beings changed history by walking on the surface of the moon. But what happened before Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong exited the Lunar Module is perhaps even more amazing, if only because so few people know about it. "I'm talking about the fact that Buzz Aldrin took communion on the surface of the moon. Some months after his return, he wrote about it in Guideposts magazine.

And a few years ago I had the privilege of meeting him myself. I asked him about it and he confirmed the story to me, and I wrote about in my book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About God (But Were Afraid to Ask).

The background to the story is that Aldrin was an elder at his Presbyterian Church in Texas during this period in his life, and knowing that he would soon be doing something unprecedented in human histo…

Christmas Cards

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When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to
this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following:

A Recovering American Soldier

c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center

6900 Georgia Avenue,NW

Washington , D.C. 20307-5001
If you approve, please pass it on.

Next year

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There were probably many, many times this year when I may have.....

Disturbed You,

Troubled You,

Pestered You,

Irritated You,

Bugged You,

or got on your Nerves!!

So today, I just wanted to tell you....

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Suck it up Cupcake!! Cause there AIN'T NO CHANGES Planned for 2011!!

Christmas Food Court Flash Mob, Hallelujah Chorus - Must See!

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Where Is The Safest Place In The World?

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1. Avoid riding in automobiles Because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.


2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.


3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.


4.. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, above all else, avoid hospitals.



But...

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at
Church!


And...Bible study is safe too! The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.

So, attend church, and read your Bible. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!



GOD BLESS!!

A Little Firearms History.

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I'm sending this to all of my friends. Some live in other countries and may not understand the mind set of Americans, especially our founding fathers. I think this power point pretty well puts things in perspective. Hopefully, y'all will understand after viewing. Harold

Guns, knives, swords, spears, and arrows do not kill people. People (sometimes animals and natural disasters) kill people. That is the bottom line. Have you ever seen or heard of a knife jump up and say I'm going to kill John Doe and then do it? Nope, there has to be a person holding that knife in order for someone to die. End of discussion. An accident is ALWAYS caused by someone's carelessness!

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This is very good. Please take the time to watch. An excellent lesson whatever your political position.

Quotes: "Gratitude is a currency that we can mint for ourselves."

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None is more impoverished than the one who has no gratitude. Gratitude is a currency that we can mint for ourselves, and spend without fear of bankruptcy. --Fred De Witt Van Amburgh

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Our hearts must know the world of reason, and reason must be guided by an informed heart.--Bruno Bettelheim

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.-- Albert Einstein

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A definition is the starting point of a dispute, not the settlement. See at the bottom for the answer.

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To laugh often an…

A Different Christmas Poen

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My New Cell Phone . . .

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I just got my new cell phone, - and it's one I understand how to operate!!

At Last, a Cell Phone for Seniors! You REALLY have to be OLD to appreciate THIS joke. I know some of you are not old enough to get this, but you can pass it on to some old person who needs a laugh today!!!

Moose Hunting - - Stand Still - - Don't Shoot - - Cow and Calf

Moose Hunting - Stand still and do not shoot! AMAZING Video Also, that the "cow" didn't attack him, even though she had a calf behind her. The camera man stood still too..... When you are a hunter, and also love nature, there are times when the kill is not important, and this is one of those times. How they stood absolutely still for so long is a mystery to me!

Random Facts

1. Washing your hands after you go to the bathroom can reduce
the spread of diarrheal diseases by almost half.

2. The germs on your fingers double after using the toilet, but 50 percent of men and 25 percent of women do not wash their hands afterward.

3. When threatened, the hairy frog, or 'horror frog,' intentionally breaks its own bones to produce claws that protrude from its toe pads.

4. If cornered, some horned lizards species can shoot their potently foul blood from their eye sockets up to six feet.

5. Nonsmokers who are exposed to second hand smoke at home or in the work place face a 30 percent increase in their chances of developing heart disease or lung cancer.

6. A 2005 National Household Survey on Drug Use and Health indicates that 46 percent of U.S. residents 12 years of age and older have tried marijuana one or more times.

7. The Earth is not actually round in shape; in fact it is geoid. This simply means that the rounded shape has a slight bulge towards the equator.

8. P…

Quotes: "History teaches us..."

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Like the Chinese, Ottoman, Hapsburg, imperial German, Nazi, imperial Japanese, British, French, Dutch, Portuguese, and Soviet empires in the last century, we are approaching the edge of a huge waterfall and are about to plunge over it.--Chalmers Johnson

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I began to study our continuous military buildup since WW II and the 737 military bases we currently maintain in other people's countries. This empire of bases is the concrete manifestation of our global hegemony, and many of the blowback-inducing wars we have conducted had as their true purpose the sustaining and expanding of this network. We do not think of these overseas deployments as a form of empire...--Chalmers Johnson

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The concept 'blowback' does not just mean retaliation for things our government has done to and in foreign countries. It refers to retaliation for the num…

Jimmy Stewart - Johnny Carson - A Dog Named Beau

TURN UP YOUR VOLUME & GRAB A BOX OF KLEENEX !! THIS IS A TOTAL "TEAR-JERKER !!!". XOXOXOXOXO'S TO ALL.When I go into someone's home, the first thing I look for is a dog (maybe even a cat) .....because I know then that, even with all the problems in the world, there is love in that house. One of the most magical moments on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson happened in 1981 when Jimmy Stewart shared a poem about his dog, Beau. What the audience thought was going to be humorous, became something they will never forget. Most visibly touched was Johnny , himself.
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Newborn Baby With Cue Brown Eyes.

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What a cutie! And those big brown eyes...! Her eyes are beautiful. Most babies measuring 5ft would be considered big, but a newborn giraffe, Margaret, at Chester Zoo, UK , is seen as unusually small for her species. She is one of the smallest giraffes ever born at Chester Zoo but pint-sized Margaret will soon be an animal to look up to. Little Margaret, who is the first female Rothschild giraffe born at the zoo, is being hand-reared by her dedicated keepers. The first calf for six-year-old mum Fay, Margaret, who was born two weeks early, tipped the scales at just 34 kilos (75 lbs) and is a mere 5ft tall. Tim Rowland, team leader of the Giraffes section, said: "Margaret is one of the smallest giraffe calves we have ever seen. Fay isn't the largest of giraffes and Margaret was also early which might go some way to explaining her size. Margaret was having difficulty suckling so our keeping team are now hand-rearing her."

The Story Of Adam & Eve's Pets

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Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now, we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me." "Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.



And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.' And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a refle…

Quotes: "I am certain of nothing but..."

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The insidious ways that egoism, individualism, and narcissism destroy the conditions that make shared life possible.--Alexis de Tocqueville

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The President's job, is not to wield power himself, but to lead attention away from it.--Douglas Adams (The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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If we understand the mechanism and motives of the group mind, it is now possible to control and regiment the masses according to our will without them knowing it.--Edward Bernays (Propaganda) [Bernays was Freud's nephew by the way]

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Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the US, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global politic…

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER

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Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..

Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)

Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it oka…

A Presidential painting

WOW. Thats all i can say.

OK, now I get it

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Nobel prize winning material…
"And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women."

Red Fridays

Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our Service men and women, a young girl, …

The Real Rambo Was From Alabama

Australian Drunk Driving TV Ad

Warning - This video contains some very graphic material.
Great Aussie Ad Campaign! This needs to be passed around to everyone who has the keys to a vehicle. This is perhaps one of the most intense commercials that I've ever seen and is very well made.

I think that Australia should be complemented on having the guts to "tell it like it is" and get this campaign out to all of its licensed drivers and to air it on TV... it is very moving and very life like - it has a very strong impact. Please pass it along to all of your friends and family.

By doing so, you may save a life.
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The Seasons Of Life

This is one of the most beautiful I have ever received! Turn on your sound. The video will advance on it's own. This is too beautiful not to share Click below:
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My Christmas Page.

Here is a link to my Christmas Music Page. A dysfunctional mix of serious and seriously warped. Tune in regularly between now and Christmas cause i'll be adding new stuff as i get it.CLICK HERE

Manitoba Herald: American Liberals Leaving for Canada

The Manitoba Herald - as Reported by Clive Runnels

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop…

Quotes: "Blessed be the peacemakers..."

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Still, I am conscious now that behind all this beauty, satisfying though it may be, there is some spirit hidden of which the painted forms and shapes are but modes of manifestation, and it is with this spirit that I desire to become in harmony. I have grown tired of the articulate utterances of men and things. The Mystical in Art, the Mystical in Life, the Mystical in Nature this is what I am looking for.--Oscar Wilde (De Profundis)

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Blessed be the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God--Matthew 5

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Goethe had a premonition of this decline of the West: even in October 1801 he remarked in conversation... that spiritual emptiness and lack of character were spreading...--Hans G√ľnther, Religious Attitudes of the Indo-Europeans

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
If the development…

HOW TO LOCK YOUR CAR AND WHY!

I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I would hear it unlock again! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store. They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were somehow involved in this very weird situation. I quickly chucked the errand I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I went straight to the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new, and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into cars.

Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar happening. While traveling, my friend's son stopped at a roadside rest to use the bathroom. When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later, someone had gotten into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator, briefcase--you name it. He called the polic…

Americans At A Tennessee Football Game

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee by school Principal, Jody McLeod "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country."

Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate life style," and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a "viable! means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involv…

Call Me Senator - From David Zucker

ONE OF THE BEST WORKOUT VIDEOS I'VE SEEN!

Trap The Cat

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Here is a fun game - frustrating but fun. See how long it takes you to figure out how to keep the cat on the board - kind of like cyber-checkers! Need to reduce your stress level . . . . click on the cat and enjoy the game . . . .

Quotes:"...Technology giveth and technology taketh away..."

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Anyone who has studied the history of technology knows that technological change is always a Faustian bargain: Technology giveth and technology taketh away, and not always in equal measure. A new technology sometimes creates more than it destroys. Sometimes, it destroys more than it creates. But it is never one-sided. The invention of the printing press is an excellent example. Printing fostered the modern idea of individuality but it destroyed the medieval sense of community and social integration. Printing created prose but made poetry into an exotic and elitist form of expression. Printing made modern science possible but transformed religious sensibility into an exercise in superstition. Printing assisted in the growth of the nation-state but, in so doing, made patriotism into a sordid if not a murderous emotion.--Neil Postman

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Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.-…

OMG! Too Cute For Words

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Cashew & Libby

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For those of you who find critters as remarkable as I do.... Meet Cashew the Lab, and her seeing eye cat, Libby. I wish, for all our sakes, that this was possible with humans.

Aren't animals the Greatest? "You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late."-- Ralph Waldo Emerson~

When It's OK To Pee Your Pants.

HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.....

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when…

The cartoon that got an Ohio high school student in trouble

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Sometimes a picture is better than a thousand words, you decide. Great cartoon.. Smart kid..


Remember "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

U.S. Capitol Tour with David Barton

Have Fun

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Don't take life so seriously! Nobody gets out alive!!!!!

DANCE


KISS A LOT!


RELAX IN NATURE


HAVE FUN


AND BE HAPPY!!!!
Make sure you scroll all the way down and read what is written. Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done.



I don't care if you lick windows, take the short bus or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.



Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

Halloween Kids Karnival.

Two days ago, i took part in my churches biggest outreach of the year. The Eureka Faith Center Kids Karnival. It is held every year @ our local fairgrounds. It is free to kids 6th grade and younger and their parents. We had popcorn, Hot Dogs, Cotton Candy, Cake Walks, and of course more candy and prizes than you could shak a broomstick at (Truwst me towards the end we had people literally shoving candy into any bucket bag or pocket that wasn't closed). I was Popcorn Dude. Helping to hand out free Popcorn to kids of all ages. I don't have ant pics cause i don't post pics of kidlets without mom & dads permission and i didn't want to spend all night asking for permission. Oh well i had fun and didn't embarrass myself. My brother Tom went as The Cat In The Hat. My nephews went as Thing 1 & Thing 2. My foster niece, Teira went as Tinkerbell and her adopted Mother Colleen went as a Fairy Godmother i think.

Airport Security Solution

This is really a brilliant solution...Gotta love the common sense factor in this...

Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would Be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 .... Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

The Morgan

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The Morgan Motor Company located in Britain doesn’t change in a changing world. Not only is it still independent, but it also makes each car by hand. A base model is about $44,000, with some cars costing up to $300,000. People wait for over a year to get their exclusive hand-built cars with the shell made out of metal and much of the vehicle made out of wood. Working on the wood interior, workers use metal shears to individually shape a hood because each car has to be different. Every year Morgan produces about 600 cars. The company will celebrate its 100th anniversary in 2011. It has a long and interesting history, and is still run by the same family: the Morgans. Founded by Henry Frederick Stanley Morgan known as “HFS”, it was then run by his son Peter, and is now run by Charles, the son of Peter Morgan.