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Great Seatbelt Ad.

This is the new "wear your seatbelt" ad the UK is doing - started by some dude not hired to do it, but because the cause is important to him, he came up with this idea, and now it's being hailed across the world as a "beautiful" commercial. ...And now the video has gone "viral" - which means, has become so popular with the general public that people are forwarding it to friends/family on their own so quickly that it has spread all over the world in a very short time.

If My Nose Was Runnin Money

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Order yours now!!!! Supplies are limited. Or they soon will be when Obama finds out.

Ukraine's got talent

This is utterly fantastic! A great history lesson and some of the best art I've ever seen. This kid is well passed her age in ability! She would have done exceptionally well during the Renaissnce as well! Enjoy!! Read the text below before watching! This video shows the winner of 2009’s " Ukraine ’s Got Talent", Kseniya Simonova, 24, drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table showing how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during World War II. Her talents mesmeric to watch. The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to tears and she won the top prize of about $75,000. She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy scene is obliterated.

It is replaced by a woman’s face crying, but then a baby arrives and the woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the sand into chaos from which a young woman’s…

Classifieds

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - today's smile.....

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month - wife knows everything!!

Golf Balls

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When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students, if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.. He then asked the students again if the jar was full ~ They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, …

Quotes: "Love is a gift..."

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*
You know the difference between a rich genius and a broke genius? ...a broke genius is two years ahead of his time, a rich genius is six months ahead of his time.-- Clayton P. Knowles, Jr.

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For, what other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self!--Nathaniel Hawthorne

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We know in the future, six corporations are going to control the media. We took this [merger w AOL] to ensure we were 1 of them.--Time-Warner spokesperson

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
Happiness is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

See at the bottom for the answer

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You must rouse into people's consciousness their own prudence and strength, i…

"It is a wise father that knows..."

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I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started.-- Bertrand Hubbard

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Those who trust us educate us.-- T. S. Eliot

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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.-- Charles Wadsworth

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

See at the bottom for the answer

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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.-- Sigmund…

For Pet Lovers

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More People Of Wal-Mart

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EVEN MORE WALMART ! HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE THIS MANY HOT FASHION-CONSCIOUS DRESSERS in the U.S.A???!!!?! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into Wal-Mart... Enjoy!

Yep, you nailed it. - V.I.P.

Its like a permanent lumbar support system. By the way, how do you even get hair to cling/mold/bind/form/shape into that? Im just asking so that I dont accidentally do it.

Much to my, and Im sure everyone else's, surprise we have a challenger to the Old lady from 8 Crazy Nights look alike. Also, full disclosure I'm a little frightened.

I have a feeling her kids are always on their best behavior. I guess thats what happens when you have a professional spanker for a mother.

Dont you hate it when you confuse your washing machine and your kids Spiral Splatter Creations Kit? I know I do.

OH SNAP! Thats how Willy the Pimp does black and white son! You fake pimps better come correct next time you wanna challenge the legend.

Ohhh, if only your parents were given that advice.

Okay, I know t…

Blondes!

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This is priceless!!!

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Irish blond in a casino

An attractive blonde from Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged both of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, But all men...are men.

Pray if you want to!

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CBS and Katie Couric et al must be in a panic and rushing to reassure the White House that this is not network policy.

Folks, this is the year that we RE-TAKE AMERICA & CANADA

********* Get Ready *********

Keep this going around the globe. Read it and forward every time you receive it.. We can't give up on this issue.

Andy Rooney and Prayer
Andy Rooney says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.

Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire Book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.

But i…

My Mix Blog E Pt. 1

{001. E Samba}{Junior Jack Vs. Daft Punk}

{002. Earache My Eye (Cheech & Chong Cover)}{KORN}

{003. Earth To Bella, Pt. 1}{Incubus}

{004. Earth To Bella, Pt. 2}{Incubus}

{005. Easier}{Dope}

{006. East Coast Overdose (Feat. Celph Titled & Statik Selektah)}{East Coast Avengers}

{007. Easy As You Go}{George Strait}

{008. Easy Does It}{Hot Apple Pie}

{009. Easy Does It}{Jake Owen}

{010. Easy Money}{Brad Paisley}

{011. Easy Way}{Bubba Sparxxx}

{012. Eat The Rich}{Fozzy}

{013. Eatadiccup (Feat. J-Zone)}{Celph Titled}

{014. Eaten Up Inside}{KORN}

{015. Ebolarama}{Every Time I Die}

{016. Echo}{Incubus}

{017. Echo (Live)}{Incubus}

{018. Echo Of My Scream}{Fear Factory}

{019. Echoes And Spirit Guides}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{020. Edgecrusher}{Fear Factory}

{021. EightMinutesUpsideDown (Demo)}{36 Crazyfists}

{022. Eight Second Ride}{Jake Owen}

{023. El Cu Cuy}{Coal Chamber}

{024. El Cu Cuy (Man-To-Monster Mix)}{Coal Chamber}

{025. El Manana}{Gorillaz}

{026. El Rey}{George Strait}


{027. El Shaddai}{Amy Grant}

{028. El T…

My Mix Blog D Pt. 5

{201. Dried Up, Tied & Dead To The World (Marilyn Manson Cover)}{Needulhed}

{202. Drink Specials (Feat. Tzarizm, Phil The Agony & Rugged)}{Celph Titled}

{203. Drinkin' Me Lonely}{Chris Young}

{204. Drinkin' Songs and Other Logic}{Clint Black}

{205. Drips (Feat. Obie Trice)}{Eminem}

{206. Drive (For Daddy Gene)}{Alan Jackson}

{207. Drive (Live)}{Incubus}

{208. Drive (Live @ 99X)}{Incubus}

{209. Drive (Live @ Breakfast With Incubus)}{Incubus}

{210. Drive (Live In NYC)}{Incubus}

{211. Drive (Live In Sweeden)}{Incubus}

{212. Driven By Pain}{Diesel Machine}

{213. Driving Down The Darkness}{Devildriver}

{214. Droppin' Plates}{Disturbed}

{215. Drove}{Coal Chamber}

{216. Drown}{Birdbrain}


{217. Drown In The Now}{The Crystal Method}

{218. Drowning}{Adema}

{219. Drug Against War}{KMFDM}

{220. Drug Ballad}{Eminem}

{221. Drunk Dumb Ugly Feeling Cold}{The Audio Wreck}

{222. Drunk Sincerity}{Bad Religion}

{223. Dubalicious Demo Groove}{The Crystal Method}

{224. Dude (Skit)}{D12}

{225. Duet}{Drowning Po…

One Lab + One Deer= Lots Of Fun.

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It's amazing that the deer kept coming back. This is soooooo sweet! Watch the last 20 seconds closely.there are cats sitting on the railings on the right watching what's going on.

Quotes: "Whatever satisfies the soul is truth."

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Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.--Henry Ward Beecher

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The human soul has still greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist; it is by the ideal that we live.--Victor Hugo

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The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.--Emily Dickinson

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
The sword outwears its sheath, and the soul wears out the breast. And the heart must pause to breathe, and love itself have rest.

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Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragement, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes…

Loonies at the Helm

Democrats Vote Down 5 Percent Rule

In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down payment in order to qualify. His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a party-line vote because, as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained:

"...passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it."

(DUH that's pretty much the point senator Dodd. Here's hoping Lynda McMahon mops the floor with your butt come November.)

A persons mind and their desk.

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Somebody sent me this about a person's mind and his desk...

(William F. Buckley)

(Nat Hentoff)

(Albert Einstein)

....And finally.
Are we getting the picture here?