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Daddy's Poem

Her hair was put in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?&qu…

The Correct Way To Arrest A Terrorist.

This incident took place in Spain . Apparently the Spanish police agreed to placate a 'bank hostage' situation by allowing the radical to 'escape' uninhibited. He was allowed to walk out of the bank in the company of 2 hostages. The police provided him with a motorcycle and free access to the motorcycle. Then, leaving the hostages behind, he was permitted to ride away down a clear roadway to make his 'escape.' This whole incident, shown on CBS television, complete with news reporting in English, can be seen on this 55-second video clip.

The concluding few seconds of this video shows the result of the Spanish planning. If this happened in the U.K., America or Canada, the cops would all be suspended and fired. The terrorist would get a new motorcycle, $500,000 compensation, an apology from the prime minister, and his family would be brought over from Pakistan , and housed in West Kensington.

Now Watch the video .....

Soldiers Surprising Their Loved Ones.

Wal-Mart

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private Employer,and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years.

8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket Chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur At a Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Bi…

1942 Wartime Remastered Photos...

These are something else. Great photos and music! The war effort and training on the 'home front' - WW2; in living color Some neat photos from 1942.

1942 Remembered in photos (Requires PowerPoint)

Austailian Heat Wave.

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Mind you this was sent me a while back but it's still cute.
It has been so hot in South Australia for over a week -- 40+ degrees Celsius everyday and very dry. A guy at work lives at Maude. His wife sent him these photos of a little koala which just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. She filled up a bucket and this is what happened!

The Grump Test

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Do you pass the grump test??? If at least one of these pictures does not make you smile, then you are grumpy and need to go back to bed.


Happy yet?

The Choice Is Yours

LET IT REALLY SINK IN......THEN CHOOSE.

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!' He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!'

'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?'

He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood I choose to be in a good mood.'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their compl…

You Probably Think This Speech is About You

Buy, Buy American Pie

Cheyenne

By Catherine Moore
'Watch out! You nearly broadsided that car!' My father yelled at me. 'Can't you do anything right?' Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle.

'I saw the car, Dad.. Please don't yell at me when I'm driving.' My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt.

Dad glared at me, then, turned away and settled back. At home, I left Dad in front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts. Dark, heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble of distant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do about him?

Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington and Oregon . He had enjoyed being outdoors and had reveled in pitting his strength against the forces of nature. He had entered grueling lumberjack competitions an…

Yuo Won't Believe This.

You won't believe what this teacher put on his classroom walls ( SAN DIEGO , CAL .)

Click here:

5 GOOD Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do

For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.)

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

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Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND
Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot From …

Here's To Us.

Here ' s to US!!!!

No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME !!!! OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF !!!!

To Those of Us Born 1924 - 1979

At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don't read anything else, please read what he said. Very well stated, Mr. Leno.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads..

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and so…

For Your Car Collection.

What a talent and collection. Amazing Model Car Collection.

Quotes 05/23/10

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*
Innovation is the central issue in economic prosperity.--Michael Porter

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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.--Woody Allen

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To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.--Albert Einstein

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
Success is on the far side of failure.

See at the bottom for the answer

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*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*
History can't give attention to what's been lost, hidden, or deliberately buried; it is mostly a telling of success, not the partial failures that enabled success.--Scott Berkun

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It's easy to come up wi…

My Mix Blog C Pt. 3

{101. Close Friends}{Adema}

{102. Close Friends (Live)}{Adema}

{103. Close Your Eyes (Feat. Linda Lewis)}{Basement Jaxx}

{104. Closer}{Jars Of Clay}

{105. The Closer You Get}{Alabam}

{106. Clouds Over California}{Devildriver}

{107. Clown}{KORN}

{108. Clumsy (Live)}{Chris Rice}

{109. Cochise}{Audioslave}

{110. Code Of The West}{Clint Black}

{111. Co-Dependent}{Adema}

{112. Coffee Shop}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{113. Cold Hate Warm Blood}{Cryptopsy}

{114. The Coldest Rain}{Diecast}

{115. Colour Everywhere}{Deana Carter}

{116. Coma}{Guns N' Roses}

{117. Comatose}{Chimaira}

{118. Come A Little Closer}{Dierks Bentley}

{119. Come And Get It}{AC/DC}

{120. Come & Go (Feat. Dr. Dre)}{50 Cent}

{121. Come Back Clean}{The Crystal Method}

{122. Come And Save Us}{Aaron Shust}

{123. Come Around}{Everyday Sunday}

{124. Come Around}{Jimmy Needham}

{125. Come Back (For Real Love) (Paul Oakenfold Perfecto Mix)}{Alison Limerick}

{126. Come Blow Wit Us (Remix) (feat. Gucci Mane, Mitchy Slick, Yuckmouth, Keak Da Sneak & Guce…

My Mix Blog C Pt. 2

{51. Chatahoochee}{Alan Jackson}

{52. Check Yo Self (Live Remix @ Family Values tour 98))}{Ice Cube}

{53. Chel}{Adema}

{54. Cherry On Top}{Jake Owen}

{55. Cherry Twist}{The Crystal Method}

{56. Cherry Twist (Deadmau5 Remix)}{The Crystal Method}

{57. Chi}{KORN}

{58. Children Of The Korn (Feat. Ice Cube)}{KORN}

{59. Children Of The Night}{Dream Evil}

{60. Children Of The Sea (Black Sabbath Cover)}{Jag Panzer}

{61. Childrens Chewable Razors}{The Audio Wreck}

{62. Chinese Democracy}{Guns N' Roses}

{63. Choclate Chicken}{Jack Off Jill}

{64. Choke}{Jack Off Jill}

{65. Chrome On My Toez}{Twista}

{66. The Chronic (intro)}{Dr. DRE}

{67. Chronic Weed}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{68. Cigarettes}{Fort Minor}

{69. Circle Of Demons}{At All Costs}

{70. Circlejerk}{Birdbrain}

{71. Circles}{BT}

{72. Circles}{In This Moment}

{73. Circles}{Incubus}

{74. Circles (Live)}{Incubus}

{75. Circles (Live @ Breakfast With Incubus)}{Incubus}

{76. Circles (Live In Japan)}{Incubus}


{77. Circles (Live In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)}{Incubus}

{78. Cir…

Timmersomethings Trivia Blog: Getting to the heart of the matter.

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE


QUOTE: "If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want."

HINT: (1856-1915), American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher, influential exponent of the Arts and Crafts movement and famous for his essay A Message to Garcia.

RANDOM TIDBITS
The average adult heart beats 72 times a minute; 100,000 times a day; 3,600,000 times a year; and 2.5 billion times during a lifetime.

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Every day, the heart creates enough energy to drive a truck 20 miles. In a lifetime, that is equivalent to driving to the moon and back.

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The “thump-thump” of a heartbeat is the sound made by the four valves of the heart closing.

The right atrium holds about 3.5 tablespoons of blood. The right ventricle holds slightly more than a quarter cup of blood. The left atrium holds the same amount of blood as the right, but its wa…

Wild Pigs

Boy, this is really something to think about!

A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every da…

Pain Transfer

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, The husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to …

Can you believe a teenager did this?

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There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on Hwy.25 in rural Iowa. For generations, kids have painted slogans, names, and obscenities on this rock, changing its character many times. A few months back, the rock received its latest paint job, and since then it has been left completely undisturbed.

It's quite an impressive sight. Be sure to scroll down and check out the multiple photos. (all angles) of the rock.

I thought the flag was draped over the rock, but it's not. It's actually painted on the rock too.






Here's the artist: Ray "Bubba" Sorensen.
AWESOME Work, RAY ...

Thank you!

Pass it on. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH US OLD FOLKS.

The Theory of Intelligence

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I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.


'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Now This is a bridge.

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Check out 'THE BRIDGE'
Theres something just not right about driving (on a long bridge) above the clouds.

Would you be apprehensive about driving across this bridge?

The Millau Viaduct is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters (787 feet) high and the overall height is an impressive 336 meters (1102 feet), making this the highest bridge in the world. It is taller than the Eiffel Tower.

Intriguingly, the Millau Viaduct is not straight. A straight road could induce
a sensation of floating for drivers, which a slight curve remedies. The curve
is 20km in range. Moreover, the road has a light incline of 3% to improve
the visibility and reassure the driver.

It is an amazing engineering feat! Slide the whole picture to the right/left to see the whole bridge! What a view! 787 feet high!


Did you know....

Did you know....

...that the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"?...that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, "ate"? And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you." How weird is that???

An unintentional loop

Well...I would say there's nothing about this the pilot enjoys. If he could have ejected at 100' upside down and lived, he would have. Looks like the afterburner kicks in while still vectored for vertical takeoff. Lockheed would call this a "software malfunction" and do a little more "regressive testing". Good demo of power-to-weight ratio of this aircraft, and stability control. If he didn't come out of the loop at wings-level, would have been bad news, probably taking some of the carrier with him!
Flying through your own exhaust can lead to equipment malfunctions, too, as in "flame out". F-35 is single engine...unpowered and zero airspeed has al the aerodynamics of a Steinway piano. This is the most unbelievable piece of flying you will ever see in your life.
This is how a supremely well-trained US Navy pilot, ice water running in his veins instead of blood, fully regains control of his $70 million fighter jet, after a problematic vertical tak…

Jokes 05/21/10

"The Washington Post says the drug Botox could be the newest weapon used by terrorists. Botox is short for Botulinum Toxin and a speck of toxin the size of a grain of sand could kill a 150-pound adult. Fortunately, I haven't weighed 150 pounds since I was nine." -Jimmy Kimmel

A young couple get married. As the husband is an avid golfer, the wife decides to take up golf so she can spend more time with him.

Knowing nothing about it, she goes to the pro for lessons. The pro was busy and advised her to get a bucket of balls and practice until he was through with his present client. "But I don't even know how to hold the clubs" The pro says, "Just hold it like you would your husband's penis."

Some time later, the pro approaches the driving range to see the woman driving the ball a fair distance. He says, "Not bad, but lets take the club out of your mouth."

"A Holiday Inn in Great Britain is now offering human bedwarmers. These are peo…

Canadian Speed Control.

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Speed controls being used in Eastern Canada

How's this for excellent speed control? I don't know about you, but this would slow me down!

could use these in Eureka!

This is actually a speed control device that is in use. It is much cheaper than speed cameras.

Pretty clever - especially when moved around each day. Isn't art wonderful?

Quotes: Compassion

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*
Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.--Louis Gerstner

Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless.--Eric Hoffer

Compassion automatically invites you to relate with people because you no longer regard people as a drain on your energy.--Chogyam Trungpa

**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
Compassion is the basis of morality.

See at the bottom for the answer

One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of the market-place. One should direct them towards mutual affection. A beast gnawing at its prey can be happy too, but only human beings can feel affection for each other, and this is the highest achievement they can aspire to.--ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN

A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought at one time,…

Wildlife

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This picture is from an old school chum who resides in Concord, Mass.
Hi,

Went for a walk at Great Meadows and came across this family.

Roping A Deer.

Actual letter from someone who farms, writes well and tried this:

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up-- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the…

Quotes 05/19/10

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*

...and to preserve change amid order.

--Alfred North Whitehead

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A general dissolution of the principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy.

--Samuel Adams

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Free trade is the serial killer of American manufacturing and the Trojan Horse of World Government. It is the primrose path to the loss of economic independence and national sovereignty.

--Patrick Buchanan

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

See at the bottom for the answer

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*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than i…

Bumper Sticker From A Friend.

E-mailed by a dear firned. ENJOY.

We were in Pigeon Forge over the weekend. On Sunday, we left to come home. Traffic was moving slowly, and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".

Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board. He got it, opened it up to the scripture, and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too..

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Psalm 109:8

"Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

Albino Peacock.

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Every once in a while, just as a reminder, God will sign his name again.

ALBINO PEACOCK
THIS IS JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL NOT TO SHARE. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN.... HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SNOWFLAKE!!!

What absolute beauty only God could create!! May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more And nothing but happiness Come through your door.

Post Turtle

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whether you are an Obama farn or not-this analogy could apply to others!

YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE ......

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked,

What's a "Post Turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as he…

My Mix Blog C Pt. 1

{01. C.A.G.C. (Via Pirate Satellite)}{Asian Dub Foundation}

{02. C Us}{Inspectah Deck}

{03. Cadillac Rock Box}{Anthrax}

{04. Cake & Sodomy (Marilyn Manson Cover)Broke Box}

{05. Calgon (Live)}{Incubus}

{06. California Girls}{Gretchen Wolson}

{07. California Love (Short Radio Mix){2 Pac & Dr. DRE}

{08. Call To Praise}{Jeremy Riddle}

{09. Calling MeKenny Rogers}

{10. Callin' Baton Rouge}{Garth Brooks}

{11. Cameltosis}{KORN}

[12. Can I Get a Hit?}{Cypress Hill}

{13. Can I Live?}{Jay-Z}

{14. Can I Live II}{Jay-Z}

{15. Candy Shop (Feat. Olivia)}{50 Cent}

{16. Can't Even Breathe}{Deftones}

{17. Can't Get The Best Of Me}{Cypress Hill}

{18. Can't Knock The Hustle}{Jay-Z}

{19. Can't Knock The Hustle (DJ Merlin Remix)}{Jay-Z}

{20. Can't Leave Rap Alone (Feat. Apathy & Ryu)}{Celph Titled}

{21. Can't Stand Still}{AC/DC}

{22. Can't Stop Rock N Roll}{AC/DC}

{23. (Can't You) Trip Like I Do}{Filter & The Crystal Method}

{24. Captivate/Deactivate}{The Demigodz}


{25. Career S…

When It's OK To Say Oh S**t

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When it's OK to say "Oh S**t". A collection of pictures depicting times when the four letter chorus is almost expected.

Bad landing indeed. The skies were friendly The ground wasn't.

Not the way you wanna wind up on the Jumbotron there lady.

Brain to body. This is gonna get painful.

Let's just hope this pilot isn't trying to use the Carpool lane.

You think this guy needs to check his shorts, think of the driver in front of him.

Oh this is about to get "Somebody call his next of kin" ugly.

He's thinking "Soft water landing". They're thinking "I call drumstick".

This killer whale is getting his lunch the easy way.

He probably shoulda waited til AFTER the storm to go work on them lines.

And FINALLY...
"Oh Dang and here i forgot the tartar sauce".