Timmersomethings Blog Of Random Stuff

Just checking in to wish everyone a happy 4/20. Smoke it if ya got it.

Yoga can improve orgasms. When a person has an orgasm, the pelvic floor muscles that run between the legs rapidly contract. In yoga, the pelvic floor muscles are known as moola bandha. Yoga strengthens them, providing benefits similar to Kegel exercises. Research has found that women prefer masculine-looking men when they are ovulating, but at other times of the month they seek men with softer features, associated with more social and caring behavior. 1. Largest flower The Corpse flower, also known as Rafflesia arnoldii. The poetically named posy boasts the largest bloom in the world, measuring in at 3-feet wide with blossoms that weigh 15 pounds. 2. The largest animal The blue whale. When a baby blue whale is born, it measures up to 25 feet and weighs up to three tons. Growing to lengths of up to 100 feet and weighing up to 200 tons, the blue whale is, in fact, the biggest animal known to live on Earth. 3. The heaviest known organism In Utah's Fishlake National Forest in Ut

"Ireland will be opening its first nude beach this April. And in May, Ireland will be closing its first nude beach." -Conan O'Brien A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "What? Over in 9.5 seconds?" "No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun." "Today the Yankees had to postpone their home opener because of a snowstorm. You can tell it was cold because the foot-long hot dogs were only five inches." -Jimmy Fallon Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend." "That's true," said Paul. "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren'

{Wait And Bleed}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Terri Date Mix} {Want U Back} {The Sorrow} {War Zone} {Slayer} {We Are Barely Alive (Interlude)} {Barely Alive} {We Are Not As Strong As We Think We Are} {Rich Mullins} {Welcome} {Slipknot} {When The Tide Comes} {Siskiyou} {Wherever} {Toadies} {Wherein Lies Continue} {Slipknot} {Windpipe (Feat. Ragga Twins)} {Barely Alive} {World Falls Away} {Seether} {XIX} {Slipknot} {You Are My Everything} {Third Day} {You Are My King} {Newsboys} {Your Bore} {Seether} {Your Love Is Like A River} {Third Day}

{Take Me Away} {Seether} {Take Me Back} {Third Day} {Take Me Up} {Myro & BAR9} {Tattered & Torn} {Slipknot} {This Cold Black} {Slipknot} {Three Nil}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live} {The Thin Line} {Queensryche} {Throwback} {Virtual Riot} {Till I Make It} {Dion Timmer} {Til' We Die} {Slipknot} {Time's Running Out On Me} {Third Day} {Tommy's Theme (Noisia's 'Outer Edges' Remix)} {Noisia} {Tongue} {Seether} {UKF Dubstep 2017 (Continuous Mix)} {Various Artists} {Vendetta} {Sluoknot} {Vermillion}{Sluoknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Terry Date Mix} {Vermillion Pt. 2}{Sluoknot} {Album Version} {Bloodstone Mix} {The Victory} {Third Day} {The Virus Of Life} {Sluoknot}

{Raining Blood} {Slayer} {Red} {6 String Drag} {Resistance} {Queensryche} {Revival (Radio Mix)} {Third Day} {The Riddler} {Barely Alive} {Rise And Fall} {The Agonist} {Rough And Rugged} {Barely Alive} {Sarcastrophe}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City} {Scissors} {Slipknot} {Scoop} {Barely Alive} {Scream} {Slipknot} {Screaming From The Sky} {Slayer} {Scrum} {Slayer} {Seven Faces} {Slayer} {The Shape} {Slipknot} {(Sic)}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Silence} {Mark The Beast} {The Silence of God} {Andrew Peterson} {Silent Lucidity}{Queensryche} {Album Version} {Live Acoustic} {Silent Skies} {Seven Lions} {Sing A Song} {Third Day} {Skeptic} {Slipknot} {Skin Ticket}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Slow Down} {Article One} {Snap (97 Demo)} {Slipknot} {Snuff} {Slipknot} {Sold Me} {Seether} {Some People Fly} {Queensryche} {Spit It Out}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Me

{Ode To Clarissa (Live)} {Queens Of The Stone Age} {Old Scratch} {The Agony Scene} {One And Only} {Queensryche} {Only One} {Slipknot} {The One That Kills The Least} {Slipknot} {Oooeeoooeeooo} {6 String Drag} {Opium Of The People} {Slipknot} {Out Of My Way} {Seether} {Outside (Live @ The Family Values Tour '99)} {Aaron Lewis & Fred Durst} {Over It} {Barely Alive} {Override} {Slipknot} {People = S**t}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Perversions Of Pain} {Slayer} {Pig} {Seether} {Plastic Man} {Seether} {Poison Dart} {Barely Alive} {Pooyoso (Take It Back)} {Barely Alive} {Possum Kingdom} {Toadies} {Precious Things} {6 String Drag} {Prelude 3.0} {Slipknot} {Pride} {Seether} {Prosthetics}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City} {Psychosocial}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Pull the Trigger} {Flux Pavilion} {Pulse Of The Maggots}{Slipknot} {Album

{Me & My Disease} {6 String Drag} {Me Inside}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City} {The Messengers (Bad Brains Cover)} {Skinlab} {Metabolic} {Slipknot} {Metabolic/742617000027 (Live In Mexico City)} {Slipknot} {Mexicola} {Queens Of The Stone Age} {Millionaire} {Queens Of The Stone Age} {Morning Has Broken} {Third Day} {The Mule} {Queens Of The Stone Age} {My Plague}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {New Abuse Mix} {The Nameless} {Album Version} {Live} {Needles} {Seether} {The Negative One} {Slipknot} {Never Dream Of Dying} {KillSonik} {Never Leave} {Seether} {New Abortion}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live @ Ozzfest} {No Life} {Slipknot} {No Time} {Barely Alive} {No Remorse (I Wanna Die)} {Slayer & Atari Teenage Riot} {Nomadic} {Slipknot}

{Jet City Woman} {Queensryche} {Kaleidoscope (Ray Volpe Remix)} {Delta Heavy} {Kicking And Screaming} {Third Day} {Killpop} {Slipknot} {Kingdom Of Gettin' It Wrong} {6 String Drag} {Know Your Enemies} {Skinlab} {Lasting, Part II} {Koven} {Lech} {Slipknot} {Left Behind}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Liberate}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Life Goes On} {Dubloadz} {Love Her} {Seether} {The Love Of God} {Rich Mullins} {Love To Hate} {Slayer}

{Hackers (Feat. Armanni Reign)} {Barely Alive} {Hand On Heart} {Queensryche} {Hang On} {Seether} {Happier Times} {6 String Drag} {Hard Times High Times} {6 String Drag} {Here Comes The Pain} {Slayer} {The Heretic Anthem}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Hit Me Like a Bomb} {Third Day} {Hold Me Jesus} {Rich Mullins} {Human Disease} {Slayer} {Hydra} {Gentlemens Club} {I Am Hated} {Slipknot} {I Come From the Water} {Toadies} {I Don't Believe In Love (Remix)} {Queensryche} {I Miss The Drive-In} {6 String Drag} {I Need A Miracle} {Third Day} {I Want To Believe In You} {Third Day} {If Only} {Queens Of The Stone Age} {If Rain Is What You Want} {Slipknot} {I'm The One} {Seether} {In No Time At All} {Article One} {Interloper} {Slipknot} {Iowa}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {It Is You} {Newsboys}

{Fade Away} {Seether} {Fine Again} {Seether} {Fireflies (Feat. Ewol & Espired)} {Barely Alive} {For The Rest Of My Life} {Third Day} {Forever Yours} {Third Day} {F**k It} {Seether} {Gasoline} {Seether} {Gasoline Maybelline} {6 String Drag} {Gehenna} {Slipknot} {Gematria (The Killing Name)} {Slipknot} {Gently} {Slipknot} {Get Deaded (Moody Good Remix)} {Noisia} {Get This (Live)} {Slipknot} {Give Up The Night} {6 String Drag} {God Send Death} {Slayer} {Goodbye} {Slipknot} {Got It Made} {Seether}

{Danger - Keep Away}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Full-Length Version} {Darkness Of Christ} {Slayer} {Days Gone} {Axel Boy} {Dead Memories} {Slipknot} {Death's Head} {Slayer} {Della Brown} {Queensryche} {Desire} {Slayer} {Deviance} {Slayer} {The Devil In I}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City} {Diluted} {Slipknot} {Disasterpiece}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live} {Disciple} {Slayer} {Diseased} {Seether} {Dissolve} {Skinlab} {Don't Get Close} {Slipknot} {Drive Around Town} {6 String Drag} {Driven Under} {Seether} {Drum Solo (Live)} {Slipknot} {Duality}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Eeyore}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Elephant} {Barely Alive} {Elijah} {Rich Mullins} {Empire} {Queensryche} {Everything Ends}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Execute} {Slipknot} {Eyeless}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live}

Just popping in to wish everyone a happy Cinco De Mayo. I realize that this is more of an americanized holiday but hey i'll take any excuse i can get to eat tacos. LOL.

{Barn Burner} {The Agony Scene} {Be Prepared For Hell} {Slipknot} {Before I Forget}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Beg} {Shane & Shane} {Best I Can} {Queensryche} {Big Bad} {Borgore} {Binary} {Barely Alive} {Bitter Peace} {Slayer} {The Blister Exists}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live} {Bloodline} {Slayer} {Bonus Track} {Seether} {Born To Be Wild} {Slayer} {Broken}{Seether} {Acoustic Feat. Amy Lee} {Album Version} {Bridge} {Queensryche} {Bronze} {Queens Of The Stone Age} {The Burden} {Slipknot} {Butchers Hook} {Slipknot} {Cast Down} {Slayer} {Child Of Burning Time} {Slipknot} {Choppin Block} {6 String Drag} {Cigarettes} {Seether} {Circle} {Slipknot} {Comeback} {Dodge & Fuski} {Custer} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City} {Cut Me Out} {Toadies}

{69 Tea} {Seether} {93 Style} {Ivory} {(515)} {Slipknot} {742617000027} {Slipknot} {After Life (Oliverse Remix)} {Tchami} {All Hope Is Gone} {Slipknot} {Angel Of Death (Live @ Ozzfest)} {Slayer} {Another Rainy Night (Without You)} {Queensryche} {Anybody Listening?} {Queensryche} {AOV} {Slipknot} {Arisen} {KillaGraham} {Avon} {Queens Of The Stone Age}

*---- Quotes For The Day ----* My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. --Benjamin Disraeli Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. --Cullen Hightower Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. --Oscar Wilde **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* Your very silence shows you agree. --Euripides It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree. --Charles Baudelaire We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us. --Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Maximes (1678) MYSTERY QUOTE AND ANSWER - DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY? When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. ANSWER: William Wrigley Jr.

Today is tomorrow's yesterday, yesterday's tomorrow, and another excuse to drink a beer.