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My Garage (Street Racing) Pt. 2

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One of the best apps on Facebook is Street Racing. Here is part 2 of the list of cars in my garage.

21. Diamond SK
This car shouldn't be named the SLK, rather the CMS- "Chick Magnet Supreme". They'll all come hollering once you're sporting this ride.

22. Din Motorsport 5
Motorsports are definitely no joke! This one is no exception with all the horses packed under that hood.

23. Ferruccio Veragua GTR
What a SICK ride! But this car ain't for cruisin' around town on a Friday night...This 590hp GTR is ready for the track!

24. GT Zyniside
GT Zyniside have a long and storied history of producing some of the finest pure-bred sports cars in the world. This GT is no exception with its unbelievable handling prowess and insanely powerful engine.

25. Inferna
Sporty and light weight this upscale Honda model delivers high performance and horsepower. This is a great starting point for any aspiring racer.

26. Iron R8 Turbo
This turbo charged ride has a serious need for speed and an …

Quotes: 06/20/10

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Propaganda is persuading people to make up their minds while withholding some of the facts from them.

--Harold Evans

[Scott Mclellan's point no doubt.]

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The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.

--Confucius

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A company that fails to take steps to produce a climate conducive to positive work-related ethical attitudes may create a vacuum in which employees so predisposed may foster a frontier-style, everyone for themselves mentality.

--Thomas Dunfee, Professor of Wharton Business School

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
What we fear comes to pass more speedily than what we hope.

See at the bottom for the answer

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*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*
Arbitrary power has seldom...been introduced …

Off Shore Drilling

This should get you going! FOLLOW THE MONEY!! Obama for offshore drilling in Brazil This is a perfect example why many refrain from watching the news on ABC, NBC, CBS, or MSNBC. Today on a segment of the "Glen Beck Show" on FOX (Fox Cable News) was the following:

"Today, even though President Obama is against off shore drilling for our country, he signed an executive order to loan 2 Billion of our taxpayers dollars to a Brazilian Oil Exploration Company (which is the 8th largest company in the entire world) to drill for oil off the coast of Brazil ! The oil that comes from this operation is for the sole purpose and use of China and NOT THE USA ! Now here's the real clincher...the Chinese government is under contract to purchase all the oil that this oil field will produce, which is hundreds of millions of barrels of oil"..
We have absolutely no gain from this transaction whatsoever! Wait, it gets more interesting. Guess who is the largest individual stockholder …

2010 Darwin Awards.

The Darwin's are out!!!!
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopp…

A 36 second video...you won't believe what you hear.

60 years of teaching math.

Years of Math 1950 - 2010

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s
A log…

Trapped!

Thanks to Rush Limbaugh and my good friend Jeremy Jarvi for this 1.
Trapped!

6/24/2010

You know, folks, there's an old adage out there that applies to today's update: "If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door" -- except this might actually keep people away.

South African inventor Sonette Ehlers has developed a new "anti-rape" female condom. From the description, it sounds as painful as any trap ever invented. Women can deploy the new device like they would a tampon.

The trap is sprung when an unsuspecting male attempts to have his way. Jagged hooks then latch onto the offending part of the male anatomy. Those jagged hooks cause immediate, overwhelming discomfort, which gives the female a chance to get out of there.

For the male, however, there is no escape. The painful trap, once sprung, continues to debilitate. Any attempt to remove it only forces the jagged hooks further into the prey. The man is left unable to walk, or to use hi…

My Garage (Street Racing) Pt. 1

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One of the best apps on Facebook is Street Racing. Here is a list of cars in my garage.

01. 135-W
Here's another classic tuner car. This one is fully customized from top to bottom. Just peep that sick paint job! This one is deceptively quick and got more handles than Allen Iverson.

02. 1951 Lowrider Chop Top
If this car don't scream "Bad To The Bone" i don't know what does. This classic chop top will have you searchin for a quarter mile stretch and an excuse to slam that pedal to the floor.

03. 2010 Diantek Lestial
This thing may look like a poor man's Prius but don't count it out yet. There's some giddy up and go under that fancy hood.

04. 2010 Dynamo Maud SX
This is what happens when you classic muscle gets a 21st centruy makeover. Hop in and ride.

05. Alpine 230
The competition better watch their rear views cause this pimped out Alpine is ready to get it on!

06. Alto 7Z
High end pasta rocket meets japans finest technology and the results speak for themselves. …

Cat Drinking Problem.

This kitty needs AA.

I Need A Push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 AM by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "D…

My Mix Blog C Pt. 5

{201. Crowded Elevator (Live In Sweeden)}{Incubus}

{202. Crucial}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{203. Crucify Your Beliefs}{God Forbid}

{204. Crucify Yourself}{Fozzy}

{205. Cruel Shake Summer Break (Solcofn Mix)}{Chemical Brothers Vs. Ace Of Base}

{206. Crush}{Anthrax}

{207. Crutch}{36 Crazyfists}

{208. Cry For Me Sky (Eulogy Of The Scorned)}{Devildriver}

{209. C'est La Vie (You Never Can Tell)}{Chely Wright}

{210. Cumdumpster}{Jack Off Jill}

{211. The Curse}{Disturbed}

{212. Curtains Up}{Eminem}

{213. Curtis 187}{50 Cent}

{214. Cyberdyne}{Fear Factory}

{215. Cyberwaste}{Fear Factory}

My Mix Blog C Pt. 4

{151. Condemned Until Rebirth}{Hatebreed}

{152. Conduction (DJ Sneak's Playing House Mix)}{Johnny Fiasco}

{153. Confederate Flag}{Jack Off Jill}

{154. Confession}{Birdbrain}

{155. Confessions Of A Lesser Known Saint}{Haste}

{156. Conquer All}{Behemoth}

{157. Consequence}{Incubus}

{158. Consequence (Live)}{Incubus}

{159. Consequence (Live In Japan)}{Incubus}

{160. Consequence (Live In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)}{Incubus}

{161. Constant Elevation}{Gravediggaz}

{162. Constitution Of Treason}{God Forbid}

{163. Contact}{Anthrax}

{164. Contagion}{Fear Factory}

{165. Cop In A Cage}{Embrace The End}

{166. Corazon Of Mine}{Ill Nino}}

{167. Cornered}{Dark Tranquillity}

{168. Corners (Remix Feat. Common, Scarfce, & Mos Def)}{DJ EFN & Stat Quo}

{169. Corporate Cloning}{Fear Factory}

{170. Could've Been You}{50 Cent}

{171. The Countdown Theory (Feat. Walkmen)}{Celph Titled}

{172. The Countdown Theory [Remix]}{Celph Titled}

{173. Counterfeit God}{Black Label Society}

{174. Counterweight}{Heaven Shall Burn}

{1…

BP Spills Coffee

Coca-Cola advertising - BRILLIANT!

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Very smart on Coca-Cola's part. A lot less $$$ to put it on the web, and probably more people seeing it than a commercial.

Coca-Cola could have just handed out some free cokes, but instead decided to create a "Happiness Machine" in the student commons area of a University. It sure looks like a regular vending machine, but this group of college students were in for a surprise. This vending machine takes quarters and gives out smiles.

CLICK HERE to watch the video.

Quotes: RIP John Wooden.

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*
Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.--John Wooden

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If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.--John Wooden

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You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one.--John Wooden

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
You live on earth only for a few short years which you call an incarnation, and then you leave your body as an outworn dress and go for refreshment to your true home in the spirit.

See at the bottom for the answer

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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.--John Wooden

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NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FATHOM!

If you think this piece is racist, then you are one of the sheep blinded by the false god of political correctness, and are a part of the problem, not part of the solution. If and when societal breakdown occurrs as it collapses under it's own weight of political correctness, who is coming to your aid? The answer is no one, and you will reap what you have sown. JH

NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FATHOM! By Frosty Wooldridge
For 15 years, from the mid 1970's to 1990, I worked in Detroit, Michigan. I watched it descend into the abyss of crime, debauchery, gun play, drugs, school truancy, car-jacking, gangs and human depravity. I watched entire city blocks burned out. I watched graffiti explode on buildings, cars, trucks, buses and school yards. Trash everywhere! Detroiters walked through it, tossed more into it and ignored it. Tens of thousands and then, hundreds of thousands today exist on federal welfare, free housing and food stamps! With Aid to Dependent Children, minority women birthed e…

Skeleton Driving The Bike

This one’s a scream --- I’m still chuckling. ENJOY…. wonder how many of these people had to clean out their pants? Be sure to read the message before watching the attachment.

THIS IS FUNNYThis is a prank , a guy rigged a remote controlled motorbike with a skeleton driving the bike that has a loudspeaker attached to it. He called it his Jackiebike.
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The guy hides across the street from a walled cemetery and when people walk by it at night, the skeleton rides up quietly on his motor bike and scares the bejeebers out of them. (The guy across the street is talking in the loudspeaker while operating the remote control for the bike) Click on the video below.
WE NEED A FLEET OF THESE ALONG THE BORDER FOR IMMIGRATION CONTROL!

New Model Harley Pt. 2

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Tombstone Hearse and Trike Company

420 E Pitt Street Bedford, PA 15522

While Tombstone Hearse Company initially conceived the units as an alternative transportation vehicle that would cater to the families and loved ones of the over 11 million motorcycle enthusiasts, we are excited to find that funeral directors state that a large percentage of clients using the motorcycle hearse have never even ridden a motorcycle.


Expanding on this base, Tombstone Hearse Co. has become a prime choice for many Military and Police funerals and surprisingly even grandmothers due to the dignity and honor the hearses provide. From our conception we at the Tombstone Hearse Company have prided ourselves on the quality and features of our coaches. From our first prototype to the era of the Series III coach we have ensured the reliability, safety, and style of our coaches are of the highest standards second to none.


With the Series III Coach, we have surpassed our previously set standards. Now with a uniform bla…