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How Old is Grandma?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.. The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before television penicillin polio shots frozen foods Xerox contact lenses Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards laser beams or ball-point pens
Man had not invented pantyhose air conditioners dishwashers clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon. Your Grandfather and I got married first, .. .... ... and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, d…

FREE KITTENS

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Don't care who you are, this is funny...
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcingFREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.
"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Obama.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk ab…

BREAK FREE REVISED

The Love of God Joey Prophet Unmixed

Preach ft Joey Prophet, R-1-6, Da Kid Nolo Final Version.

Hidden temple snippet

Quotes: "Things always become obvious..."

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* It has been more profitable for us to bind together in the wrong direction than to be alone in the right one.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist
Things always become obvious after the fact.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist
When you develop your opinions on the basis of weak evidence, you will have difficulty interpreting subsequent information that contradicts these opinions, even if this new information is obviously more accurate.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist
**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one. See at the bottom for the answer.
*---- More Quotes for the Week ----* The inability to predict outliers implies the inability to predict the course of history.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist
Probability is not a mere computation of odds on the dice or more complicated variants; it is the acceptance of the lack of certainty in our knowledge and the development of methods for deal…

Trivia: 09/10/12: That Just Bugs Me.

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "Progress is the product of human agency. Things get better because we make them better. Things go wrong when we get too comfortable, when we fail to take risks or seize opportunities."
HINT: (1964-), American diplomat, former think-tank fellow, and civil servant.
RANDOM TIDBITS The first useful application for aerosol spray cans was introduced during World War II. Insecticide-filled "bug bombs," as they were called, helped protect American military personnel from disease-carrying insects.
In the first season of the sitcom Full House, John Stamo's character was an exterminator named Jesse Cochran. He later found a better job as a jingle writer and rock musician and a decidedly more Greek last name: Katsopolis.
Guitarist Greg Ginn of punk band Black Flag revealed that, although the band's moniker wasn't specifically inspired by the popular brand of insect-control products, they didn't mind the connection: "It just…

New Funny Pictures.

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I don't know about you but i think this kids fiesta platter is missing some nachos and at least a couple of taquitos if ya get my drift.
Oh yeah this guys really gettin it on with the ladies. In Fantasyland maybe.

Mind Scrambler: -0/10/12

For each set of clues below, find a pair of words matching the respective clues which have the same spelling except for a "u" which is present in only one of the words. For example, if the clues were "learned where something is/affectionate" then the answer would be "found/fond".
1) an example of business or dress attire/be seated
2) feeling pleasure about something good that you have done/to give a quick push with your finger
3) something that holds together/obligated
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