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40 Years...

1970: Long hair 2010: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high 2010: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1970: KEG 2010: EKG 1970: Acid rock 2010: Acid reflux 1970: Moving to Calif. because it's cool 2010: Moving to Calif. because it's warm 1970: Growing pot 2010: Growing pot belly 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents 2010: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1970: Seeds and stems 2010: Roughage 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints 2010: Popping joints 1970: Our President's struggle with Fidel 2010: Our President's struggle with reality 1970: Paar 2010: AARP

Looking For My Wallet

This is too true........ The older I get, the more relevant this song becomes.....how about you???

George Carlin On Aging.

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The Philosophy of George Carlin! Enjoy the ride. There is no return ticket. George Carlin on aging! (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life! You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony.YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound li...