Timmersomethings Blog Of Random Stuff

I just got my new cell phone, - and it's one I understand how to operate!! At Last, a Cell Phone for Seniors! You REALLY have to be OLD to appreciate THIS joke. I know some of you are not old enough to get this, but you can pass it on to some old person who needs a laugh today!!!

Moose Hunting - Stand still and do not shoot! AMAZING Video Also, that the "cow" didn't attack him, even though she had a calf behind her. The camera man stood still too..... When you are a hunter, and also love nature, there are times when the kill is not important, and this is one of those times. How they stood absolutely still for so long is a mystery to me!

1. Washing your hands after you go to the bathroom can reduce the spread of diarrheal diseases by almost half. 2. The germs on your fingers double after using the toilet, but 50 percent of men and 25 percent of women do not wash their hands afterward. 3. When threatened, the hairy frog, or 'horror frog,' intentionally breaks its own bones to produce claws that protrude from its toe pads. 4. If cornered, some horned lizards species can shoot their potently foul blood from their eye sockets up to six feet. 5. Nonsmokers who are exposed to second hand smoke at home or in the work place face a 30 percent increase in their chances of developing heart disease or lung cancer. 6. A 2005 National Household Survey on Drug Use and Health indicates that 46 percent of U.S. residents 12 years of age and older have tried marijuana one or more times. 7. The Earth is not actually round in shape; in fact it is geoid. This simply means that the rounded shape has a slight bulge towards the equator

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* Like the Chinese, Ottoman, Hapsburg, imperial German, Nazi, imperial Japanese, British, French, Dutch, Portuguese, and Soviet empires in the last century, we are approaching the edge of a huge waterfall and are about to plunge over it.--Chalmers Johnson ------------------------------------------------------------ I began to study our continuous military buildup since WW II and the 737 military bases we currently maintain in other people's countries. This empire of bases is the concrete manifestation of our global hegemony, and many of the blowback-inducing wars we have conducted had as their true purpose the sustaining and expanding of this network. We do not think of these overseas deployments as a form of empire...--Chalmers Johnson ------------------------------------------------------------ The concept 'blowback' does not just mean retaliation for things our government has done to and in foreign countries. It refers to retaliation for the

TURN UP YOUR VOLUME & GRAB A BOX OF KLEENEX !! THIS IS A TOTAL "TEAR-JERKER !!!". XOXOXOXOXO'S TO ALL.When I go into someone's home, the first thing I look for is a dog (maybe even a cat) .....because I know then that, even with all the problems in the world, there is love in that house. One of the most magical moments on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson happened in 1981 when Jimmy Stewart shared a poem about his dog, Beau. What the audience thought was going to be humorous, became something they will never forget. Most visibly touched was Johnny , himself. CLICK HERE

What a cutie! And those big brown eyes...! Her eyes are beautiful. Most babies measuring 5ft would be considered big, but a newborn giraffe, Margaret, at Chester Zoo, UK , is seen as unusually small for her species. She is one of the smallest giraffes ever born at Chester Zoo but pint-sized Margaret will soon be an animal to look up to. Little Margaret, who is the first female Rothschild giraffe born at the zoo, is being hand-reared by her dedicated keepers. The first calf for six-year-old mum Fay, Margaret, who was born two weeks early, tipped the scales at just 34 kilos (75 lbs) and is a mere 5ft tall. Tim Rowland, team leader of the Giraffes section, said: "Margaret is one of the smallest giraffe calves we have ever seen. Fay isn't the largest of giraffes and Margaret was also early which might go some way to explaining her size. Margaret was having difficulty suckling so our keeping team are now hand-rearing her."

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now, we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.' And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me." "Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.' And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a refl

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* The insidious ways that egoism, individualism, and narcissism destroy the conditions that make shared life possible.--Alexis de Tocqueville ---------------------------------------------------------- The President's job, is not to wield power himself, but to lead attention away from it.--Douglas Adams (The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy) ---------------------------------------------------------- If we understand the mechanism and motives of the group mind, it is now possible to control and regiment the masses according to our will without them knowing it.--Edward Bernays (Propaganda) [Bernays was Freud's nephew by the way] ---------------------------------------------------------- **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the US, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global

Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years... A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractiv

WOW. Thats all i can say.

Nobel prize winning material… "And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women."

Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our Service men and women, a young girl,

Warning - This video contains some very graphic material. Great Aussie Ad Campaign! This needs to be passed around to everyone who has the keys to a vehicle. This is perhaps one of the most intense commercials that I've ever seen and is very well made. I think that Australia should be complemented on having the guts to "tell it like it is" and get this campaign out to all of its licensed drivers and to air it on TV... it is very moving and very life like - it has a very strong impact. Please pass it along to all of your friends and family. By doing so, you may save a life. CLICK HERE

This is one of the most beautiful I have ever received! Turn on your sound. The video will advance on it's own. This is too beautiful not to share Click below: CLICK HERE

Here is a link to my Christmas Music Page. A dysfunctional mix of serious and seriously warped. Tune in regularly between now and Christmas cause i'll be adding new stuff as i get it. CLICK HERE

The Manitoba Herald - as Reported by Clive Runnels The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to st

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* Still, I am conscious now that behind all this beauty, satisfying though it may be, there is some spirit hidden of which the painted forms and shapes are but modes of manifestation, and it is with this spirit that I desire to become in harmony. I have grown tired of the articulate utterances of men and things. The Mystical in Art, the Mystical in Life, the Mystical in Nature this is what I am looking for.--Oscar Wilde (De Profundis) ------------------------------------------------------------ Blessed be the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God--Matthew 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Goethe had a premonition of this decline of the West: even in October 1801 he remarked in conversation... that spiritual emptiness and lack of character were spreading...--Hans Günther, Religious Attitudes of the Indo-Europeans ------------------------------------------------------------ **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** If the deve

I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I would hear it unlock again! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store. They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were somehow involved in this very weird situation. I quickly chucked the errand I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I went straight to the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new, and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into cars. Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar happening. While traveling, my friend's son stopped at a roadside rest to use the bathroom. When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later, someone had gotten into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator, briefcase--you name it. He called the polic

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee by school Principal, Jody McLeod "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country." Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate life style," and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a "viable! means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involv

Here is a fun game - frustrating but fun. See how long it takes you to figure out how to keep the cat on the board - kind of like cyber-checkers! Need to reduce your stress level . . . . click on the cat and enjoy the game . . . .

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* Anyone who has studied the history of technology knows that technological change is always a Faustian bargain: Technology giveth and technology taketh away, and not always in equal measure. A new technology sometimes creates more than it destroys. Sometimes, it destroys more than it creates. But it is never one-sided. The invention of the printing press is an excellent example. Printing fostered the modern idea of individuality but it destroyed the medieval sense of community and social integration. Printing created prose but made poetry into an exotic and elitist form of expression. Printing made modern science possible but transformed religious sensibility into an exercise in superstition. Printing assisted in the growth of the nation-state but, in so doing, made patriotism into a sordid if not a murderous emotion.--Neil Postman ---------------------------------------------------------- Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see

For those of you who find critters as remarkable as I do.... Meet Cashew the Lab, and her seeing eye cat, Libby. I wish, for all our sakes, that this was possible with humans. Aren't animals the Greatest? "You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late."-- Ralph Waldo Emerson~

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ______________________________ My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's

Sometimes a picture is better than a thousand words, you decide. Great cartoon.. Smart kid.. Remember "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

Don't take life so seriously! Nobody gets out alive!!!!! DANCE KISS A LOT! RELAX IN NATURE HAVE FUN AND BE HAPPY!!!! Make sure you scroll all the way down and read what is written. Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the short bus or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you're special. Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

Two days ago, i took part in my churches biggest outreach of the year. The Eureka Faith Center Kids Karnival. It is held every year @ our local fairgrounds. It is free to kids 6th grade and younger and their parents. We had popcorn, Hot Dogs, Cotton Candy, Cake Walks, and of course more candy and prizes than you could shak a broomstick at (Truwst me towards the end we had people literally shoving candy into any bucket bag or pocket that wasn't closed). I was Popcorn Dude. Helping to hand out free Popcorn to kids of all ages. I don't have ant pics cause i don't post pics of kidlets without mom & dads permission and i didn't want to spend all night asking for permission. Oh well i had fun and didn't embarrass myself. My brother Tom went as The Cat In The Hat. My nephews went as Thing 1 & Thing 2. My foster niece, Teira went as Tinkerbell and her adopted Mother Colleen went as a Fairy Godmother i think.

This is really a brilliant solution...Gotta love the common sense factor in this... Airport Security Solution Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports: Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would Be quick and swift. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 .... Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."