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TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath." HINT: Played three seasons (1947-48, 1948-49, and 1949-50) with the New York Rangers. He was the coach of the Flyers when they won the Stanley Cup in 1974 and 1975. RANDOM TIDBITS Frank Sinatra always carried a roll of dimes. On December 16, 1811, an earthquake caused parts of the Mississippi to appear to flow backwards. The body creates and kills 17 million red blood cells per second. The eruption of the Grimsvotn volcano in November 2004 blasted gas emissions so high that airlines were forced to divert their flights. The tin can was invented by Peter Durand in 1810. The modern can opener was not invented until 1856. Before the can opener, people used a chisel and hammer to open cans. Cows are one of the main contributors to global warming. In the United States, cattle release some 5.5 million metric tons of methane annually. QUOTE: "I'm like a d

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TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness." HINT: (1903-2003), English-born American comedian and actor who appeared on Broadway, in vaudeville, movies, television, and on the radio. RANDOM TIDBITS Many European countries believed that spirits, both good and evil, were active during the Twelve Days of Christmas. These spirits eventually evolved into Santa's elves, especially under the influence of Clement C. Moore's The Night Before Christmas (1779-1863) illustrated by Thomas Nast (1840-1902). Each year there are approximately 20,000 "rent-a-Santas" across the United States. "Rent-a-Santas" usually undergo seasonal training on how to maintain a jolly attitude under pressure from the public. They also receive practical advice, such as not accepting money from parents while children are looking and avoiding garlic, o

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

Join me and take part to raise much-needed funds and awareness to save lives from cancer. : At Relay For Life events, communities across the globe come together to honor cancer survivors, remember loved ones lost, and fight back against a disease that has already taken too much. The funds you raise truly make a difference in the fight against cancer just ask one of the nearly 14 million cancer survivors who will celebrate another birthday this year!

If you need your heart warmed or just a quick smile, take a look... Choose to have a happy day. A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

December 12, 2012, is the century's last sequential date (unless we go to a 13 month calendar really soon). But is there more to this unique arrangement of numbers than just oddity? A much-cited survey conducted by US-based David's Bridal estimated that around 7,500 brides would be getting married in America today — a 1,446 percent increase from 12/12/11. The New York Times wrote that many couples considered it lucky to get married on repetitive dates, with 07-07-07, 10-10-10 and 11-11-11 each breaking Las Vegas records. According to Chinese numerology, the number one is a yang number which is ruled by the sun and represents independence and individualism. Two is a yin number which is ruled by the moon and represents symmetry and balance. When placed together, the number 12 brings harmony to the yin and yang, balancing the feminine energy of the moon with the masculine energy of the sun. December is the 12th and last month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian Calendars, but

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.--George Orwell Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.--George Orwell If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.--George Orwell **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** A man must keep a little back shop where he can be himself without reserve. In solitude alone can he know true freedom. See at the bottom for the answer. *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.--George Orwell The farther a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.--George Orwell MYSTERY QUOTE AND ANSWER - DID

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While gold is currently around $1,700 an ounce, it reached an all-time high in 2011 of nearly $1,800 an ounce. Of course, gold has always been valuable not only as a material resource but also as a commodity. Gold is the sixteenth most rare of the chemical elements. Though it is one of the rarest metals, gold was the first to be discovered by man. It took half a year for word to reach the Atlantic coast that gold has been discovered in California. The discovery was made in 1848, but John Augustus Sutter and James Marshall tried to keep it a secret. It wasn't until President Polk, in December 1848, announced the discovery that the gold rush of 1949 began. We have lots of laws, not all of them good. But whether they intend to or not, many laws have very beneficial side effects. Town laws in the U.S. Midwest in the 1880s were passed prohibiting the sale of ice cream sodas on Sunday. In Illinois, ingenious soda fountain owners got around the law by omitting the carbonated water and se

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been!--Percy Bysshe Shelley The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.--Confucius We may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.--Helen Keller **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. See at the bottom for the answer. *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* You are frightened of everything. You call it caution. You call it common sense. You call it practicality. You call it playing the odds, but that's only because you're afraid to call it by its real name, and its real name is fear.--MICK FARREN, Darklost The only way to get rid of the fear of doing something is to go out ... and do it. --SUSAN J. JEFFERS, Feel the Fear and Do It Any

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old." HINT: (1853-1937), American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. RANDOM TIDBITS The back of the New Hampshire state quarter depicts The Old Man of the Mountain, a natural rock formation that resembled the face of an elderly male and served as the state's emblem. We say "resembled" and "served" because, sadly, the formation collapsed off the side of Cannon Mountain on May 3, 2003. The Prudential Insurance Company began using the slogan "We have the strength of Gibraltar" back in 1896 and has employed an image of the Rock of Gibraltar as its logo ever since. The oldest rocks found on the earth's surface are located near the Great Slave Lake in the Northwestern Territories of Canada. Dating methods have estimated the age of some of the zircon crystal

Abuse me for I will not care. Curse me when I stray from fair. Brute force won't put me in my place. Smooth and even wins the race. Envy colors where I rest. No sandy beaches for the best. What am I? Right Click On Your Mouse For The Answer.

A man goes to a new doctor for a physical, and during the exam the doctor is amazed to discover the man has five penises. "I've never seen anything like this," exclaims the doctor. "How do your pants fit?" The man responds, "Like a glove." A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs, enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat." "An 83-year-old male prostitute was arrested. Police say he only charged $20 an hour, but for most of that time, he just talked about his grandkids." -Craig Ferguson I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night and telling her of my uncanny ability to be able

"A new study found that dogs are smarter than cats because their friendliness has helped them develop bigger brains. Cat people would complain about the findings, but that would involve interacting with other humans." -Jimmy Fallon I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent another $2,000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon. Then I spend $50 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental. Women! "Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill." -Henry Louis Mencken. Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, a

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* There is no human failure greater than to launch a profoundly important endeavor and then leave it half done. This is what the West has done with its colonial system. It shook all the societies in the world loose from their old moorings. But it seems indifferent whether or not they reach safe harbor in the end.--Dame Barbara Ward We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.--Blaise Pascal You find peace by coming to terms with what you don't know.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. See at the bottom for the answer. *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* Maturity is when your worl

I told her she had three beautiful children. My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. How was I to know?!?!?

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "Tomorrow - your reward for working safely today." HINT: (1955-), author, journalist and documentary filmmaker. RANDOM TIDBITS Due to the similarity between his last name and that of canine PSA character McGruff, who urges everyone to "take a bite out of crime," baseball slugger Fred McGriff became popularly known as "The Crime Dog." Woodsy Owl debuted in 1970 as an environmental representative who chastised us "Give a hoot, don't pollute," a slogan coined by U.S. Forest Ranger Chuck Williams. During the 1990s, Woodsy's message was changed to be a bit more all encompassing: "Lend a hand, care for the land!" Dick Van Dyke starred in a series of Public Service Announcements from 1975 to 1984 for the National Fire Protection Agency's "Learn Not to Burn" campaign. After he lost his Malibu home to a wildfire, he agreed to become the voice of Sparky, the Fire Dog. Before there was

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. Right Click your mouse for the answer.

Some trivia to occupy your mind. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth. To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers. Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'. Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport. Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined. Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs. (Hopefully, they can't fart either!) Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off! Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is im

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.. The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before television penicillin polio shots frozen foods Xerox contact lenses Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards laser beams or ball-point pens Man had not invented pantyhose air conditioners dishwashers clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon. Your Grandfather and I got married first, .. .... ... and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, d

Don't care who you are, this is funny... A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcingFREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked. "Kittens," little Suzy said. "How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." "And what kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile. Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the g

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*---- Quotes For The Week ----* It has been more profitable for us to bind together in the wrong direction than to be alone in the right one.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist Things always become obvious after the fact.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist When you develop your opinions on the basis of weak evidence, you will have difficulty interpreting subsequent information that contradicts these opinions, even if this new information is obviously more accurate.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one. See at the bottom for the answer. *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* The inability to predict outliers implies the inability to predict the course of history.--Nassim Taleb, Author and Essayist Probability is not a mere computation of odds on the dice or more complicated variants; it is the acceptance of the lack of certainty in our knowledge and the development of methods

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "Progress is the product of human agency. Things get better because we make them better. Things go wrong when we get too comfortable, when we fail to take risks or seize opportunities." HINT: (1964-), American diplomat, former think-tank fellow, and civil servant. RANDOM TIDBITS The first useful application for aerosol spray cans was introduced during World War II. Insecticide-filled "bug bombs," as they were called, helped protect American military personnel from disease-carrying insects. In the first season of the sitcom Full House, John Stamo's character was an exterminator named Jesse Cochran. He later found a better job as a jingle writer and rock musician and a decidedly more Greek last name: Katsopolis. Guitarist Greg Ginn of punk band Black Flag revealed that, although the band's moniker wasn't specifically inspired by the popular brand of insect-control products, they didn't mind the connection: "I

I don't know about you but i think this kids fiesta platter is missing some nachos and at least a couple of taquitos if ya get my drift. Oh yeah this guys really gettin it on with the ladies. In Fantasyland maybe.

For each set of clues below, find a pair of words matching the respective clues which have the same spelling except for a "u" which is present in only one of the words. For example, if the clues were "learned where something is/affectionate" then the answer would be "found/fond". 1) an example of business or dress attire/be seated 2) feeling pleasure about something good that you have done/to give a quick push with your finger 3) something that holds together/obligated Right Click your mouse to check your answers.

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "The first thing is to love your sport. Never do it to please someone else. It has to be yours." HINT: (1948-), American figure skater. She is the 1968 Olympic Champion in Ladies' singles and a three-time World Champion (1966-1968). RANDOM TIDBITS With the 2012 Summer Olympics, London will become the first city to ever host a modern Olympics three times. In addition to that record, London also has the honor of being the first city to host the Paralympics, which took place in 1948 for wounded war veterans. The 1936 Berlin Olympics (also known as the 'Nazi' Olympics) were the first Olympic Games to ever be televised. Before the advent of television, sports fans had to make due with radio commentary, and before radios were ubiquitous, you could only read about the results of the events in the newspaper. In the past, the modern games were only canceled three times, always on account of war. The 1916 Summer Olympics in Berlin were

Daniel's Gloves I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant just offl the corner of the town-square. The food and the company were both especially good that day. As we talked, my attention was drawn outside, across the street. There, walking into town, was a man who appeared to be carrying all his worldly goods on his back. He was carrying, a well-worn sign that read, 'I will work for food.' My heart sank. I brought him to the attention of my friends and noticed that others around us had stopped eating to focus on him. Heads moved in a mixture of sadness and disbelief. We continued with our meal, but his image lingered in my mind. We finished our meal and went our separate ways. I had errands to do and quickly set out to accomplish them. I glanced toward the town square, looking somewhat halfheartedly for the strange visitor. I was fearful, knowing that seeing him again would call some response. I drove through town and saw nothing of him. I ma

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish." HINT: (1828-1906), 19th-century Norwegian playwright, theatre director, and poet. RANDOM TIDBITS Cheetahs, the fastest land mammals in the world, are built for speed. They can reach running speeds of up to 70 mph, and they can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in three seconds. Full-grown cheetahs are about 4 feet long, not including a 30-inch tail. They weigh about 75 to 145 pounds and are 2 to 3 feet tall at the shoulder. Their deep chests and enlarged hearts, lungs and nostrils help cheetahs take in more oxygen during intense chases. Their high-set eyes have a 210-degree field of view. Non-retractable claws help them gain traction when running on soft ground, and their tails help them balance as they make sharp, high-speed turns while chasing their prey. The mother cheetah hides her cubs until they're five or six weeks old; after that, the cubs follow thei

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Last night. i participated in the 2012 Eureka Relay For Life. It was an awesome even held @ the College Of The Redwoods football field/track. There were several tables lined up around the track featuring various teams and sponsors. The whole thing was DJd by local station KHUM and various food providers were there including Papa Murphey's and Pepsi. The following is my diary of events from my 10 mile 7 hour plus adventure. 11:05 PM: Arrived @ CR with my sister-in-law Colleen. Was given my number and after eating some fries and taking another sip off of my Frappe i picked up at Burger King on the way in. i started my walking. Man those guys from KHUM were loud. I had my iPod cranked full blast and they still managed to drown it out when i passed by thouse huge speakers. 11:10 PM: stopped by the Girl Scouts table and snagged some Thin Mints. Dang those things are almost worse than crack they're so addictive. Who makes those things? Phillip Morris? LOL. Next stop was the table

Riddle it's a simple mathematical exercise that can identify your favorite movie. It must have been created by a real genius. Don 't know how it works, but it works every time! Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done the math! Try this test and find out which movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most.. It really works! .......for MOST of us anyway! Movie Quiz: 1. Pick a number from 1-9. 2. Multiply by 3. 3. Add 3. 4. Multiply by 3 again. 5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find out your favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below: Movie List: 1. Gone With the Wind 2. E.T. 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17.

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, take a look at this" The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is that I make $30,000 a year and you make a million when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

This is awesome! How Great is our God!!! Our Creator and Redeemer . . . and do we THINK about it??? God's accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs. . . . .For example: -the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days; -those of the canary in 14 days; -those of the barnyard hen in 21 days; -The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days; -those of the mallard in 35 days; -The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days. (Notice, they are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!) God's wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant. The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same direction. No other quadruped is so made. God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs. For this reason He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily. The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first. A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first. How wise the Lord is in all His wor

A woman calls her lawyer and asks... "With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they got fat." "And which one of those categories do you fit under?" "Neither," says the women. "I just want to know if I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I've slept with."

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad." HINT: (1882-1956), English author, best known for his books about the teddy bear Winnie-the-Pooh and for various children's poems. RANDOM TIDBITS Golf club names rarely used in the game today include baffy (a four wood), brassie (a two wood), cleek (a two iron), mashie (a five iron), niblick (an eight iron), and spoon (a three wood). Jack Nicklaus's nickname, "The Golden Bear," has nothing to do with his blonde hair and stocky build. He earned it while playing golf in high school for the Upper Arlington (Ohio) Golden Bears. Before good-quality synthetic materials were developed, the "carpet" at miniature golf courses was typically made from green-dyed felt made from goat hair. In most of the world, scoring a two on a par-five hole is called an albatross; in the United States, it's known as a double eagle. Althea Gibs

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body." HINT: (1809-1894), American physician, poet, professor, lecturer, and author. RANDOM TIDBITS Ryman Auditorium was long the home of the Grande Ole Opry, but the structure wasn't originally built for that purpose. When it opened in 1892, it was called the Union Gospel Tabernacle. In 1950, a young man took the stage at the Grand Ole Opry and exhibited the banjo prowess that allowed him to win a national competition on the instrument. That 17-year-old was future Hee-Haw star Roy Clark. The radio show known as The Grand Ole Opry began life in 1925 as the WSM Barn Dance. A couple years later, when announcer George "Judge" Hay described the show's music as "grand ole opry" in contrast to "grand opera," the name stuck. Many of the most popular women ever to perform at the

Last night i was parked in my trailer watching the movie 2012 (mainly cause i was bored) and a horrifying thought crept into my mind. Assuming of course that the mayans weren't so phenomonally full of shit that they could fretalize all of wine country and still have leftovers, let's say that December 21st is in fact the end of the world as we know it. Holy disenfrachised voters Batman. No matter whether Romny wins or Obama squeeks by for a second term, he's still going to be the last president of this great country. Now i didn't vote for his sorry ass back in 2008 but if i did and 12/21/12 truly is game over planet Earth, i'm probably thinking "I want my vote back. I didn't mean to vote for that jack-ass Obama". Oh well i could just be delusional. Wouldn't be the first time for that. Until next time true believers, Stay Frosty and i'll see ya in the funny papers.

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do." HINT: (1899-1973), Irish novelist and short story writer. RANDOM TIDBITS A single drawing or inscription on a wall, door, or other surface is technically a graffito. Graffiti is the plural form of this word and the one most commonly used today in both the singular and plural contexts. The cover of Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti album depicts two buildings at 96/98 St. Mark's Place in Manhattan. Those visiting the location may be surprised to see five-story buildings because those on the cover only had four stories. The photo was specially cropped to "remove" one of the floors so that the image would fit squarely on the album cover. Statistics reveal that more than half the graffiti that crops up in major cities is put there by teenage boys. Since Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury passed away in 1991, "fans" have scrawled

I am sometimes strong and sometimes weak, but I am nobody's fool. For there is no language that I cannot speak, though I never went to school. What am I? Right click your mouse for the answer.

Here's and side of the argument on same sex marriage that i hadn't heard before. Thought you might like it. I did.

When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend with big breasts. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big breasts, but there was no passion, so, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart a

TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE QUOTE: "I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time." HINT: (1895-1982), considered the founder of psycho-analytic child psychology. RANDOM TIDBITS The 'huddle' in football was formed due to a deaf football player who used sign language to communicate and his team didn't want the opposition to see the signals he used and in turn huddled around him. The first triple jump in figure skating competition was performed by Dick Button in 1952. The high jump method of jumping head first and landing on the back is called the Fosbury Flop. The Olympic Games were held in St. Louis, MO. In 1904, the first time that the games were held in the United States. The first Soccer World Cup was held in Uruguay in 1930 and attracted 13 competing countries. Basketball was invented in 1891 by James Naismith. He set out to invent a game to occupy students between the football and ba

*---- Quotes For The Week ----* The bank is something more than men, I tell you. It's the monster. Men made it, but they can't control it.--Chapter 5, Grapes of Wrath [Banks have been the cause of MUCH of the world's ills...] Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.--Pamela Vaull Starr The power of imagination makes us infinite.--John Muir **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. See at the bottom for the answer. *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.--Epictetus More on the New World Order dressed up in flowery language... If we do not follow the dictates of our inner moral compass and stand up for human life, then his lawlessness will threaten the peace and democracy of the emerging new world

Since 1978, the cost of college tuition in the United States has gone up by over 900 percent. In 2010, the average college graduate had accumulated approximately $25,000 in student loan debt by graduation day. According to very extensive research detailed in a book entitled "Academically Adrift: Limited Learning on College Campuses", 45 percent of U.S. college students exhibit "no significant gains in learning" after two years in college. Elektro, the world's first humanoid robot, debuted in 1939. Built by Westinghouse, the seven-foot-tall walking machine "spoke" more than 700 words. Elektro later appeared in the 1960 B movie Sex Kittens Go to College. Leonardo da Vinci drew up plans for an armored humanoid machine in 1495. Engineer Mark Rosheim has created a functional miniature version for NASA to help colonize Mars. Americans consume an average of 200 pounds of meat, 31 pounds of cheese, 16 pounds of fish, and 415 pounds of veggies on an annual ba