Timmersomethings Blog Of Random Stuff

EVEN MORE WALMART ! HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE THIS MANY HOT FASHION-CONSCIOUS DRESSERS in the U.S.A???!!!?! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into Wal-Mart... Enjoy! Yep, you nailed it. - V.I.P. Its like a permanent lumbar support system. By the way, how do you even get hair to cling/mold/bind/form/shape into that? Im just asking so that I dont accidentally do it. Much to my, and Im sure everyone else's, surprise we have a challenger to the Old lady from 8 Crazy Nights look alike. Also, full disclosure I'm a little frightened. I have a feeling her kids are always on their best behavior. I guess thats what happens when you have a professional spanker for a mother. Dont you hate it when you confuse your washing machine and your kids Spiral Splatter Creations Kit? I know I do. OH SNAP! Thats how Willy the Pimp does black and white son! You fake pimps better come correct next time you wanna challenge the legend. Ohhh, if only your parents were given that advice. Okay, I...

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined. 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private Employer,and most speak English. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years. 8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket Chains sought bankruptcy. 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago. 11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur At a Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximate...

Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “ America ’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her. - Arizona Should some states increase the driving age? Ask the mother who sent this gem of her daughter’s escapades, only 1 hour after receiving her license. - South Carolina Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be. - Wyoming Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I’m going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it. - North Carolina For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me. - Arkansas You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls? - Unknown I’m not sure if hiring a stylist from Whoville is the best career move, but who really knows?...