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Jokes 06/13/2018

These two guys go to a whorehouse.
The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better."
The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."
I've been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed...
Got this text from my brother recently. It read, "Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' lady kicked me…

Random Facts 06/13/2018

Dietary fiber (roughage) is an essential nutrient required for proper digestion of foods, proper functioning of the digestive tract at large, and for helping you feel full. A deficiency of fiber can lead to constipation, hemorrhoids, and elevated levels of cholesterol and sugar in the blood. Conversely, an excess of fiber can lead to a bowel obstruction, diarrhea, or even dehydration. Individuals who increase their intake of fiber should also increase their intake of water.
Ten common, extremely high fiber foods include; Bran, Cauliflower & Broccoli, Cabbage, Berries, Leafy Greens, Celery, Squash, Beans, Mushrooms and Oranges!

Dad Impregnates Daughter

Random Music 06/03/2018 Pt. 2

Random Music 06/03/2018

Random Music 06/02/2018 Pt. 2

Random Music 06/02/2018

Toy Story Conspiracy Theories Revealed


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Jokes 06/02/2018 Pt. 3

The trouble with finding your perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then four weeks after the wedding you would meet another perfect soul mate, with bigger tits.
An older couple decided to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays.
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found hi…

Jokes 06/02/2018 Pt. 2

"The city of Anchorage, Alaska, has voted down a bathroom bill that discriminates against transgendered people. Residents said, 'You know, it's so cold here in Alaska we can't tell what genitals you have anyway.'" -Conan O'Brien
I was talking to a friend of mine, and he told me that he's been married a little over four years. He told me he was celebrating his 'Wooden' anniversary.
I asked what a 'wooden' anniversary was.
He said, "I asked her to give me a blow job and she wooden."
"A former Playboy bunny just became the oldest lingerie model at 83 years old. When asked why she went back to work, she said, 'My Trump hush money ran out.'" -Jimmy Fallon
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my …

Quotes 06/02/2018

*---- Quotes For The Day ----*
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. --Harlan Ellison
Lord, what fools these mortals be! --William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Act 3 scene 2
**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
See at the bottom for the answer
*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. --Voltaire
There are more fools in the world than there are people. --Heinrich Heine
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. --Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
ANSWER: Frank Dane

Jokes 06/02/2018

"A man has been sentenced to five years in jail for trying to smuggle 51 turtles in his pants. The man has already told his cellmate, 'There's nothing you can do to me that 51 turtles haven't.'" -Conan O'Brien
A woman tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.
Suddenly, the lady starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!"
The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to the lady and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the lady starts yelling, Pinch My Nipples! Please, pinch My Nipples!"
By now a crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Ma'am, why do you keep saying that?

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 6

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Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 4

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 3

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 2

Random Music 06/01/2018

Random Facts: 04/16/2018

Franklin Roosevelt used the IRS to harass newspaper publishers who were opposed to his plans for the New Deal. The former president also used the IRS on political rivals and prominent Republicans, including an IRS audit of illegal campaign contributions made by a government contractor to congressman and future president Lyndon B. Johnson.
During his presidency, Richard Nixon encouraged a secret IRS program called the Special Services Staff, which investigated his political opponents as well as harassing them with audits. More than 10,000 individuals and groups were targeted between 1969 and 1973.

Random Music 05/31/2018 Pt. 2

Random Music 05/31/2018

Random Facts 05/30/2018

Today's Random Fact:
The most popular holidays for barbecuing are, in order, July 4th (71 percent), Memorial Day (57 percent), and Labor Day (55 percent).
Technically, to barbecue means to slow-cook meat at a low temperature for a long time over wood or charcoal. What most people do in their back yards is more commonly referred to as grilling.
Charcoal briquettes aren't actual charcoal, but a combination of charcoal and other ingredients molded into easy-to-light lumps. Kingsford Charcoal, for example, by far the most popular brand in the US, is made up of bits of charcoal, coal, starch (as a binder), sawdust, and sodium nitrate (to make it burn better).
Bonus Fact:
There is no definitive history about how the word "barbecue" originated - or why it's sometimes used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Some say the Spaniards get the credit for the word, derived from their "barbacoa" which is an American-Indian word for the framework of green wood on which food…

Quotes 05/30/2018

*---- Quotes For The Day ----*
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.--James Thorpe
My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.--Mary Todd Lincoln
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.--Carrie Fisher
**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.
See at the bottom for the answer
*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.--Samuel Goldwyn
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.--John F. Kennedy
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.--Nancy Astor
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any o…

Random Facts 05/30/2018

Today's Random Fact:
Several studies show that a plant-based diet increases the body's metabolism, causing the body to burn calories up to 16 percent faster than the body would on a meat-based diet for at least the first 3 hours after meals.
Some research suggests that if a man avoids red meats, it improves the sex appeal of his body odor.
The American Dietetic Association (ADA) concludes that a vegetarian or vegan diet is healthier than one that includes meat. They note that vegetarians have lower body mass indices, lower rates of death from heart disease, lower blood cholesterol levels, lower blood pressure, lower rates of hypertension, type 2 diabetes, and less prostate and colon cancer.
Bonus Fact:
There are several types of vegetarians. The strictest type is vegans. Vegans avoid not only meat but also all animal products. There is a debate within the vegan community about whether honey is appropriate for a vegan diet. For example, the Vegan Society and the American Vegan …

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Solo: A Star Wars Story

This Friday in theatres.

Quotes 05/23/2018

*---- Quotes For The Day ----*
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
--Calvin Coolidge
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
--Ernest Hemingway
To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to attain in the art of conversation. --Francois de La Rochefoucauld
**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
See at the bottom for the answer.
*---- More Quotes for the Week ----* It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes
My parents taught me how to listen to everybody before I made up my own mind. When you listen, you learn. You absorb like a sponge-and your life becomes so much better than when you are just trying to be listened to all the time.
--Steven Spielberg
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
--Wilson Mizner
Be a goo…

Random Facts 05/23/2018

Today's Random Fact:
There are approximately 60 nutrients which are placed in six major categories: proteins, carbohydrates, fats, vitamins, minerals, and water.
Vitamin D is unusual because it is the only vitamin that can be synthesized in the body. Sunlight is the main source of Vitamin D, though sunscreen lotions with high SPF can prevent vitamin D formation. Vitamin D is also the only vitamin that is a hormone.
Bonus Fact:
Insects such as termites and ants provide 10 percent of the protein consumed worldwide. Where insects are an integral part of a diet, they contribute as much as 40 percent of protein.

In the United States, it is estimated that every adult unconsciously consumes one pound of insects each year due to garden produce, poor restaurant and home hygiene, and commercial foods for which the USDA allows a certain amount of insect fragments. Peanut butter, for example, is allowed to have 30 insect fragments per 100 grams.
Eggs contain the highest quality food protein k…

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Happy 4/20 Everybody.

Just checking in to wish everyone a happy 4/20. Smoke it if ya got it.

Random Facts 04/10/2018

Yoga can improve orgasms. When a person has an orgasm, the pelvic floor muscles that run between the legs rapidly contract. In yoga, the pelvic floor muscles are known as moola bandha. Yoga strengthens them, providing benefits similar to Kegel exercises.
Research has found that women prefer masculine-looking men when they are ovulating, but at other times of the month they seek men with softer features, associated with more social and caring behavior.
1. Largest flower The Corpse flower, also known as Rafflesia arnoldii. The poetically named posy boasts the largest bloom in the world, measuring in at 3-feet wide with blossoms that weigh 15 pounds.
2. The largest animal The blue whale. When a baby blue whale is born, it measures up to 25 feet and weighs up to three tons. Growing to lengths of up to 100 feet and weighing up to 200 tons, the blue whale is, in fact, the biggest animal known to live on Earth.
3. The heaviest known organism In Utah's Fishlake National Forest in Utah there …

Jokes 04/06/2018

"Ireland will be opening its first nude beach this April. And in May, Ireland will be closing its first nude beach." -Conan O'Brien
A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final.
I laughed, "What? Over in 9.5 seconds?"
"No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun."
"Today the Yankees had to postpone their home opener because of a snowstorm. You can tell it was cold because the foot-long hot dogs were only five inches." -Jimmy Fallon
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?…

Random Music 04/06/2018 Pt. 6

Random Music 04/06/2018 Pt. 5

Random Music 04/06/2018 Pt. 4

{Raining Blood}{Slayer}
{Red}{6 String Drag}
{Revival (Radio Mix)}{Third Day}
{The Riddler}{Barely Alive}
{Rise And Fall}{The Agonist}
{Rough And Rugged}{Barely Alive}
{Sarcastrophe}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City}
{Scoop}{Barely Alive}
{Screaming From The Sky}{Slayer}
{Seven Faces}{Slayer}
{The Shape}{Slipknot}
{(Sic)}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City}
{Silence}{Mark The Beast}
{The Silence of God}{Andrew Peterson}
{Silent Lucidity}{Queensryche} {Album Version} {Live Acoustic}
{Silent Skies}{Seven Lions}
{Sing A Song}{Third Day}
{Skin Ticket}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live}
{Slow Down}{Article One}
{Snap (97 Demo)}{Slipknot}
{Sold Me}{Seether}
{Some People Fly}{Queensryche}
{Spit It Out}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City} {Stamp You Out Mix}
{Stain Of Mind}{Slayer}
{Stomp}{Barely Alive}
{Stranger Things}{The Othe…

Random Music 04/06/2018 Pt. 3

{Ode To Clarissa (Live)}{Queens Of The Stone Age}
{Old Scratch}{The Agony Scene}
{One And Only}{Queensryche}
{Only One}{Slipknot}
{The One That Kills The Least}{Slipknot}
{Oooeeoooeeooo}{6 String Drag}
{Opium Of The People}{Slipknot}
{Out Of My Way}{Seether}
{Outside (Live @ The Family Values Tour '99)}{Aaron Lewis & Fred Durst}
{Over It}{Barely Alive}
{People = S**t}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City}
{Perversions Of Pain}{Slayer}
{Plastic Man}{Seether}
{Poison Dart}{Barely Alive}
{Pooyoso (Take It Back)}{Barely Alive}
{Possum Kingdom}{Toadies}
{Precious Things}{6 String Drag} {Prelude 3.0}{Slipknot}
{Prosthetics}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City}{Psychosocial}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City}
{Pull the Trigger}{Flux Pavilion}
{Pulse Of The Maggots}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live}
{Purity}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live}

Random Music 04/06/2018 Pt. 2

{Me & My Disease}{6 String Drag}
{Me Inside}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City}
{The Messengers (Bad Brains Cover)}{Skinlab}
{Metabolic/742617000027 (Live In Mexico City)}{Slipknot}
{Mexicola}{Queens Of The Stone Age}
{Millionaire}{Queens Of The Stone Age}
{Morning Has Broken}{Third Day}
{The Mule}{Queens Of The Stone Age}
{My Plague}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {New Abuse Mix}
{The Nameless} {Album Version} {Live}
{The Negative One}{Slipknot}
{Never Dream Of Dying}{KillSonik}
{Never Leave}{Seether}
{New Abortion}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live @ Ozzfest}
{No Life}{Slipknot}
{No Time}{Barely Alive}
{No Remorse (I Wanna Die)}{Slayer & Atari Teenage Riot}

Random Music 04/06/2018

Random Music 04/05/2018 Pt. 5

Random Music 04/05/2018 Pt. 4

Random Music 04/05/2018 Pt. 3

{Danger - Keep Away}{Slipknot} {Album Version}
{Full-Length Version}
{Darkness Of Christ}{Slayer}
{Days Gone}{Axel Boy}
{Dead Memories}{Slipknot}
{Death's Head}{Slayer}
{Della Brown}{Queensryche}
{The Devil In I}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City}
{Disasterpiece}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live}
{Don't Get Close}{Slipknot}
{Drive Around Town}{6 String Drag}
{Driven Under}{Seether}
{Drum Solo (Live)}{Slipknot}
{Duality}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City}
{Eeyore}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City}
{Elephant}{Barely Alive}
{Elijah}{Rich Mullins}
{Everything Ends}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live}
{Eyeless}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live}

Happy Cinco De Mayo

Just popping in to wish everyone a happy Cinco De Mayo. I realize that this is more of an americanized holiday but hey i'll take any excuse i can get to eat tacos. LOL.

Random Music 04/05/2018 Pt.2

{Barn Burner}{The Agony Scene}
{Be Prepared For Hell}{Slipknot}
{Before I Forget}{Slipknot} {Album Version} {Live} {Live In Mexico City}
{Beg}{Shane & Shane}
{Best I Can}{Queensryche}
{Big Bad}{Borgore}
{Binary}{Barely Alive}
{Bitter Peace}{Slayer}
{The Blister Exists}{Slipknot} {9.0 Live Version} {Album Version} {Live}
{Bonus Track}{Seether}
{Born To Be Wild}{Slayer}
{Broken}{Seether} {Acoustic Feat. Amy Lee} {Album Version}
{Bronze}{Queens Of The Stone Age}
{The Burden}{Slipknot}
{Butchers Hook}{Slipknot}
{Cast Down}{Slayer}
{Child Of Burning Time}{Slipknot}
{Choppin Block}{6 String Drag}
{Comeback}{Dodge & Fuski}
{Custer} {Album Version} {Live In Mexico City}
{Cut Me Out}{Toadies}

Random Music 04/05/2018

{69 Tea}{Seether}
{93 Style}{Ivory}
{After Life (Oliverse Remix)}{Tchami}
{All Hope Is Gone}{Slipknot}
{Angel Of Death (Live @ Ozzfest)}{Slayer}
{Another Rainy Night (Without You)}{Queensryche}
{Anybody Listening?}{Queensryche}
{Avon}{Queens Of The Stone Age}

Quotes 04/03/2018

*---- Quotes For The Day ----* My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
--Benjamin Disraeli
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
--Cullen Hightower
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
--Oscar Wilde
**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
*---- More Quotes for the Week ----* Your very silence shows you agree.
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
--Charles Baudelaire
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
--Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Maximes (1678)
MYSTERY QUOTE AND ANSWER - DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY? When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
ANSWER: William Wrigley Jr.