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My Mix Blog B Part 2

{051. Battle}{Gangstarr}

{052. Battle-Axe}{Deftones}

{053. Battle Cry}{Army Of The Pharoahs}

{054. B.B.K.}{KORN}

{055. B-Dubb's Blend}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{056. Be As You Are}{Kenny Chesney}

{057. Be Magnified}{Don Moen}

{058. Be Quiet}{Eddie Meeks}

{059. Beachcoma}{Hybrid}

{060. Bear Witness Unto}{Devildriver}

{061. Beast Of Man}{Arch Enemy}

{062. Beat It Upright}{KORN}

{053. Beaten}{Biohazard}

{064. Beaten Senseless}{Biohazard}

{065. Beating Around The Bush}{AC/DC}

{066. Beautiful}{Creed}

{067. Brautiful Day For GoodBye}{George Strait}

{068. Beautiful King}{Danyew}

{069. Beautiful Love}{The Afters}

{070. Beautiful Tragedy}{In This Moment}

{071. Beautiful World}{Dierks Bentley}

{072. Bebot}{Black Eyed Peas}

{073. Because Of Your Love}{Kenny Chesney}

{074. Before and After}{Jimmy Needham}

{075. Before He Cheats}{Carrie Underwood}

{076. Before The Hangman's Noose}{Devildriver}

{077. Before Tomorrow Comes}{Alter Bridge}

{078. Beg For Me}{KORN}

{079. Bela Lugosi’s Dead}{Godhead}

{080. Believe}{Brooks & Du…

Jokes 04/29/10

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence visit
the day after the friend's wife of 30 years has died.

When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room having sex with the maid.

"Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!"

His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"



An avid skier decided that he would ski all the major mountains in the world. He spent a decade at this, climbing and then skiing the world's major peaks. Finally he decided he must ski Mt. Fuji, in Japan. He bade farewell to his wife and set off for the Land of the Rising Sun.

The fateful day came, the weather was right, and the skier climbed to the top of Fuji and skied down. So thrilled was he with his achievement that he decided to send his wife a postcard of Mt. Fuji, describing his feat. Whi…

Timmersomethings Trivia Blog: Colors

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TODAY'S MYSTERY QUOTE

QUOTE: "Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up."

HINT: (1931-2009), American businessman, talent agent and record label executive.

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RANDOM TIDBITS

The Aztecs of Mexico taught the Spanish how to make red dye by crushing insects called cochineals. Deep red looks bold, while pale red—pink—looks gentle. In the U.S., pink is now associated with girls, though before the 1920s it was considered a boy's color.

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In ancient Rome, yellow was the most popular wedding color. Yellow is sometimes worn for safety reasons: raincoats today may be bright yellow so that the wearer can…

See Through Tires

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New Michelin Tires... Absolutely SCARY looking... Look for 'em in August. These tires are made in Greenville, South Carolina , USA ..



SEE THROUGH TIRES

Radical new tire design by Michelin. The next generation of tires. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show.



Yes, those are 'spoke' like connections to the inner part of the tire from the outside tread 'wrap!' The next picture shows how odd it looks in motion...



Makes you wonder how the ride feels doesn't it?


These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon. The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these. Just think of the impact on existing technology:

A. no more air valves...

B. no more air compressors at gas stations...
C. no more repair kits...

D. no more flats...

These are actual pictures taken at the South Carolina plant of Michelin.



Steven G. Rhodes

Quotes 04/28/10: Grapes Of Wrath

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*



Before I knowed it, I was sayin' out loud, 'The hell with it! There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do. It's all part of the same thing.'... I says, 'What's this call, this sperit?' An' I says, 'It's love. I love people so much I'm fit to bust, sometimes.

-- Chapter 4



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!!!! My FAVORITE!!!!



The bank is something more than men, I tell you. It's the monster. Men made it, but they can't control it.

--Chapter 5



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Tommy, don't you go fightin' 'em alone. They'll hunt you down like a coyote. Tommy, I got to thinkin' and dreamin' and wonderin'. They say there's a hun'erd thousand of us shoved out. If we was all mad the same way, Tommy-they wouldn't hunt nobody down.

--Chapter 8



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The Cat In The Hat On Aging

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OH! SO TRUE!!!!


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today..



The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS...

The CD was introduced seven years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

A creepy old ski resort does not make them think of The Shining

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ', or 'de plane Boss, de plane'.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list..

Notice the larger type?

That's for those of us who have trouble reading.

P.S. Save the earth.. It's th…

$600 Car Gets 258 MPG

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Volkswagen's $600 car gets 258 mpg -- It looks like Ford, Chrysler and GM missed the boat again !


China launches $600 car that will get 258 mpg.

This $600 car is no toy and is ready to be released in China next year.

The single-seater aero car totes VW (Volkswagen) branding.

Volkswagen did a lot of very highly protected testing of this car in Germany, but it was not announced until now where the car would make its first appearance.

The car was introduced at the VW stockholders meeting as the most economical car in the world is presented.

The initial objective of the prototype was to prove that 1 liter of fuel could deliver 100 kilos of travel.


Spartan interior doesn't sacrifice safety.

The aero design proved essential to getting the desired result. The body is 3.47 meters long and just 1.25 meters wide, and a little over a meter high. The prototype was made completely of carbon fiber and is not painted to save weight.

The power plant is a one cylinder diesel positioned ahead of the rea…

WWE Draft Results.

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Here is the entire 2010 WWE Draft line-up. Kind of a snoozer except for the fact that we have new Unified Tag Champs. No titles switched brands, Batista is still No. 1 contender to the WWE Title, and Vince McMahon didn't even show up. Oh well at least it was three hours. I'd hate to imagine stuffing it all into a two hour show.


RAW Got:

R-Truth

John Morrison

Chris Jericho

Edge

DH Smith

Tyson Kidd

Natalya

Goldust

Ezekiel Jackson

The Great Khali

Ranjin singh


SMACK DOWN Got:

Kelly Kelly

Big Show

Kofi Kingston

Christian

Chavo Guerrero

Cody Rhodes

Chris Masters

Hornswoggle

Rosa Mendez

MVP

Sick Puppies: Tri-Polar

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Please note that the files on this page are copywritten. Any attemps at downloading them onto your hard drive are forbidden. However feel free to listen and if you like what you hear click on the artwork and you will be taken to Amazon MP3 where this album may be LEGALLY downloaded. Thank you.

{01. War}

{02. I Hate You}

{03. Rip Tide}

{04. You're Going Down}

{05. Odd One}

{06. So What I Lied}

{07. Survive}

{08. Should've Known Better}

{09. Maybe}

{10. Don't Walk Away}

{11. Master Of The Universe}

{12. In It For Life}

{13. White Balloons}

Weird Weather

Today is one of those days when Mother Nature can't make up her mind.One minute it's raining, the next it looks like sunshine. Man i wish that indecisive bitch would make up her mind. I'm getting confused. LOL. Maybe i should just go back to playingBejeweled Blitz and give up on thinking for today.

Cat Paint Jobs.

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I didn't even know they did this.Time to grab the neighbor's cat and get busy!! Some of the paint jobs cost $15,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the cat's
hair grows out. Must be nice to have $60,000 a year just to keep your cat painted!!
And people wonder why cats sometimes attack their owners!!


{METALLICA}

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Paulinchen & Katjinga

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A giant farm dog and a tiny piglet cuddle up as if they were family after the baby runt was dismissed by its own mother. Surrogate mum Katjinga, an eight-year-old Rhodesian Ridgeback, took on motherly duties for grunter Paulinchen - a tiny pot-bellied pig - and seems to be taking the adoption in her stride. Lonely Paulinchen was luckily discovered moments from death and placed in the care of the dog who gladly accepted it as one of her own. Thankfully for the two-week old mini porker, Katjinga fell in love with her at first sight and saved her bacon.


And the unlikely relationship has made the wrinkly piggy a genuine sausage dog. In these adorable images Paulinchen can even be seen trying to suckle from her gigantic new mum. The two animals live together on a 20-acre farm in Hoerstel , Germany , where Katjinga's owners Roland Adam, 54, and his wife Edit, 44, a bank worker, keep a pair of breeding Vietnamese pigs.


Nose place like home: The baby piglet nuzzles up to its new mum. Proper…

Aaron Shust: Take Over

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Please not that the files on this page are copywritten. Any attempts to doenload onto your hard drive are forbidden. However. Feel free to listen and if you like what you hear, click on the album artwork and you will taken to Amazon MP3 where this album can be LEGALLY purchased. Thank You.

{01. To God Alone}

{02. Come And Save Us}

{03. Forevermore}

{04. Take Over}

{05. Stars Will Fall}

{06. Rest In The Arms}

{07. Live To Lose}

{08. Ever After}

{09. Still You Love Me}

{10. Breathe In Me}

{11. When Everything Is Beautiful}

{12. Carry Me Home}

Newsboys: Go

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Please note. The files on this page are copywritten. Please do not attempt to save them onto your hard drive. Do however feel free to listen to them and if you like whatt you hear click on the artwork to go to Amazon MP3 where this album canbe LEGALLY purchased. Thanks and G'day.
{01. Wherever We Go}

{02. Go}

{03. Something Beautiful}

{04. The Mission}

{05. Let It All Come Out}

{06. In Wonder}

{07. Your Love Is Better Than Life}

{08. I Am Free}

{09. Secret Kingdom}

{10. The Letter (One of a Kind)}

{11. Gonna Be Alright}

Fatboy Slim: You've Come A Long Way, Baby

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{01. Right Here, Right Now}

{02. The Rockafeller Skank}

{03. In Heaven}

{04. Gangster Trippin}

{05. Build It Up / Tear It Down}

{06. Kalifornia}

{07. Soul Surfing}

{08. You're Not From Brighton}

{09. Praise You}

{10. Love Island}

{11. Acid 8000}

My Mix Blog B Pt. 1

{001. Ba Bump}{Black Eyed Peas}

{002. Baby By Me (Featuring Ne-Yo)}{50 Cent}

{003. Baby, Now That I've Found You}{Alison Krauss}

{004. Back, Back, Back (Live)}{Ani DiFranco}

{005. Back From The Dead}{House Of Pain}

{006. Back Home (Feat. Common & Styles Of Beyond)}{Fort Minor}

{007. Back In My Arms Again}{Kenny Chesney}

{008. Back In The U.S.S.A.}{KMFDM}

{009. Back Off B***h}{Guns N' Roses}

{010.Back On A Mission}{Cirrus}

{011. Back The F**k Up (Feat. Cypress Hill)}{Fear Factory}

{012. {Back There All The Time}{Drew Davis Band}

{013. Back To The Worms}{Cryptopsy}

{014. Back Up}{12 Stones}

{015. Back Where I Come From}{Kenny Chesney}

{016. Back Where I Come From (Live)}{Kenny Chesney}

{017. Back With A Vengance}{Devildriver}

{018. Backwards}{Apartment 26}

{019. Bad Apples}{Guns N' Roses}

{020. Bad Attitudes (Feat. One Two)}{Celph Titled & Apathy}

{021. Bad Habits}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{022. Bad Habits (Rehab Remix)}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{023. Bad Magick}{Godsmack}

{024. Bad ObsessionGuns N…

My Mix Blog A Pt. 4

{151. The Answer}{Bad Religion}

{152. The Answer To Everything}{David Alexander}

{153. Antichrist Superstar (Feat. Robert "Spookykid" Pierce)}{Razorblade Smile}

{154. Antihero}{God Forbid}

{155. Antisocial}{Anthrax}

{156. Anxiety}{Coal Chamber}

{157. Any Place But Here}{Anthrax}

{158. Anything Goes}{AC/DC}

{159. Anything for You}{Jake Owen}

{160. Anywhere But Here{Brice Long}

{161. Anywhere But Here}{Chris Cagle}

{162. Aphelion Light: Evanescence Into Extinction}{And Oceans}

{163. Apollo Kids}{Ghostface Killah}

{164. Aquerius Transmission}{Incubus}

{165. Are You In?}{Incubus}

{166. Are You In? (Live)}{Incubus}

{167. Are You In? (Live In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)}{Incubus}

{168. Are You In? (Live In Sweeden)}{Incubus}

{169. Are You Pleased?}{Chris Sligh}

{170. Archetype}{Fear Factory}

{171. Archetype (Live @ Gigantour)}{Fear Factory}

{172. Arkansas Dave}{Georeg Strait}

{173. Army Of Me}{Chimaira}

{174. Ascension}{Fear Factory}

{175. Ashes}{DJ EFN & Stat Quo}

{176. Asleep}{Godsmack}

{177. Asleep from…

Jokes 04/21/10

The trouble with finding your perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then four weeks after the wedding you would meet another perfect soul mate, with bigger tatas.



"Last week, a pizza delivery man in Harlem managed to fight off two robbers with a gun and still deliver two pizzas to their destination. Stoners are already calling him the 'Captain Sully' of munchies." -Jimmy Fallon



A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.



When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.



This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.



Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?&…

Quotes 04/21/10

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*



First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.

--Dietrich Bonhoeffer



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If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure.

--Dietrich Bonhoeffer



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To understand reality is not the same as to know about outward events. It is to perceive the essential nature of things. The best-informed man is not necessarily the wisest. Indeed there is a danger that precisely in the multiplicity of his knowledge he will lose sight of what is essential. But on the other hand, knowledge of an apparently trivial detail quite often …

Jokes 04/18/10

"Being Irish I should resent the Notre Dame nickname, 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest."



-George Carlin



I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband ordered a bottle of wine with the meal. When the waitress brought it, our children became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking.



She poured a small amount for me to taste, and then our six-year-old piped up, "Mom usually Drinks a lot more than that!"



"President Obama met with Queen Elizabeth. He was the 11th U.S. President the Queen has met with, and the first one where she spent the entire meeting clutching her purse."



--Bill Maher



On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic court for havin…

Jane And Arlene

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.



Arlene: What in the hell is that?



Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.



Arlene: Where did you get it?



Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.



The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.



The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.



'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'



The pharmacist fainted.



My Mix Blog A Pt. 3

{101. All That You Could Be}{Kenny Rogers}

{102. All That's In Me}{Kelly Condrin}

{103. All Wrapped Up (Live)}{American Head Charge}

{104. All You Do}{Front Line Assembly}

{105. Alla This (Live)}{Ani DiFranco}

{106. Allegiance}{God Forbid}

{107. Alone}{Amorphis}

{108. Alone}{Junkie XL}

{109. Alone I Break}{KORN}

{110. Altitude (Red Square Reprise)}{Hybrid}

{111. Always}{Building 429}

{112. Always}{Dope}

{113. Always On Time}{Ja Rule}

{114. Am I Going Crazy?}{KORN}

{115. Amarillo Sky}{Jason Aldean}

{116. Amazin'}{Aerosmith}

{117. Amazing God}{Brenton Brown}

{118. Amazing Love (You Are My King)}{Chris Rice}

{119. American Honkey-Tonk Bar Assosiation}{Garth Brooks}

{120. American Psycho}{D12}

{121. American Psycho 2 (Feat. Cypress Hill)}{D12}

{122. Amityville (Feat. Bizarre Of D12)}{Eminem}

{123. Among The Living}{Anthrax}

{124. Amsterdam}{Kottonmouth Kings}

{125. Amusement Park}{50 Cent}

{126. An Agreement Called Forever}{36 Crazyfists}

{127. An Epic Of Time Wasted}{Avenged Sevenfold}

{128. Anarchy Throug…

Jokes 04/17/10

"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us." --James Truslow Adams



I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband's keys. We searched high and low without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to the wall.



"Don't bother—that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn't have gone anywhere near it."



I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar. After a half hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"



She responded by yelling at the top of her voice, "No, I won't go home with you tonight!"



With everyone in the restaurant staring, Justin crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated.



A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized…

My Mix Blog A Pt. 2

{51. Afraid This Time}{Celldweller}

{52. Afraid This Time [Detroit 2000]}{Celldweller}

{53. Afrodizziact (Paul Oakenfold Raid Mix)}{Cry Cisco}

{54. After Forever (Black Sabbath Cover)}{Biohazard}

{55. After The Hurricane}{BR459}

{56. Again}{Jon Foreman}

{57. Against the Grain}{Bad Religion}

{58. Against Windows}{Amorphis}

{59. Agnus Dei}{Darlene Zschech}

{60. Ain't Goin' Down (Till The Sun Comes Up)}{Garth Brooks}

{61. Ain't My Day To Care}{Bomshel}

{62. Ain't No Glint (Solcofn Mix)}{Christina Aguilera vs The Chemical Brothers}

{63. Ain't No N***a}{Jay-Z}

{64. Ain't No Sunshine}{DMX}

{65. Ain't Nuttin' But Music}{D12}

{66. Ain't Nothin' Like}{Brad Paisley}

{67. Ain't That Love}{kenny Chesney}

{68. Airbase Presents Mika J Sarah}{Airbase}

{69. Alcohol}{Brad Paisley}

{70. Alienate Me}{Coal Chamber}

{71. Alive}{Beastie Boys}

{72. Alive}{Black Eyed Peas}

{73. Alive}{KORN}

{74. Alive (Demo Version}{KORN}

{75. All Aboard}{Beatmonstas}

{76. All About Drama (Feat. Big Scoob,…