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Jokes 06/13/2018

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better." I've been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed... Got this text from my brother recently. It read, "Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' lady kicke

Random Facts 06/13/2018

Dietary fiber (roughage) is an essential nutrient required for proper digestion of foods, proper functioning of the digestive tract at large, and for helping you feel full. A deficiency of fiber can lead to constipation, hemorrhoids, and elevated levels of cholesterol and sugar in the blood. Conversely, an excess of fiber can lead to a bowel obstruction, diarrhea, or even dehydration. Individuals who increase their intake of fiber should also increase their intake of water. Ten common, extremely high fiber foods include; Bran, Cauliflower & Broccoli, Cabbage, Berries, Leafy Greens, Celery, Squash, Beans, Mushrooms and Oranges!

Dad Impregnates Daughter

Dad Impregnates Daughter

Random Music 06/03/2018 Pt. 2

{And Still}{Reba McEntire} {Can't Even Get The Blues}{Reba McEntire} {Cathy's Clown}{Reba McEntire} {Does He Love You? (Feat. Linda Davis)}{Reba McEntire} {The Fear Of Being Alone}{Reba McEntire} {For My Broken Heart}{Reba McEntire} {Forever Love}{Reba McEntire} {The Greatest Man I Never Knew}{Reba McEntire} {The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter}{Reba McEntire} {The Heart Won't Lie (Feat. Vince Gill)}{Reba McEntire} {How Blue}{Reba McEntire} {How Was I To Know?}{Reba McEntire} {I Know How He Feels}{Reba McEntire} {If You See Him, If You See Her (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)}{Reba McEntire} {I'm A Survivor}{Reba McEntire} {Is There Life Out There?}{Reba McEntire} {It's Your Call}{Reba McEntire} {The Last One To Know}{Reba McEntire} {Little Rock}{Reba McEntire} {Love Needs A Holiday}{Reba McEntire} {Love Will Find Its Way To You}{Reba McEntire} {New Fool At An Old Game}{Reba McEntire} {One Promise Too Late}{Reba McEntire} {Ring On Her Finger, Time On Her Ha

Random Music 06/03/2018

{Tantrum}{Luminox} {Tear Down the Walls}{Arch Enemy} {Tears Of The Dead (Live)}{Arch Enemy} {Test Me (UZ Remix)}{Flosstradamus & DJ Sliink} {This Dark Day}{12 Stones} {This Is Not}{Static-X} {Album Version} {Live} {Thug Love}{JiKay & MNKN} {Till You Love Me}{Reba McEntire} {Time Capsule}{Arch Enemy} {The Trance Is the Motion}{Static-X} {Album Version} {Live} {Transmigration Macabre}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live In Japan 1997} {Trap S**t V13}{Uz} {TurnUp}{Gent & Jawns} {Underground Tactics}{Hpntk} {Uppers}{Stooki Sound & Mr Carmack}

Random Music 06/02/2018 Pt. 2

{Ratchet Strap (Z Remix)}{SPL} {Rollup (Baauer Remix)}{Flosstradamus} {Roswell}{Jelacee} {Running Out Of Pain}{12 Stones} {Rvre}{Stooki Sound & Muramasa} {Saints And Sinners}{Arch Enemy} {Scared Now}{GLAdiator & Stooki Sound} {Scream of Anger (Europe)}{Arch Enemy} {Seed Of Hate}{Arch Enemy} {Shakedown (Loudpvck Remix)}{The Jackal} {She}{Eptic} {Shells}{RL Grime} {S**t In A Bag [Live]}{Static-X} {Show Up (Feat. Virus Syndicate)}{Virtual Riot} {Silent Wars}{Arch Enemy} {Silverwing}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live in Japan 1999} {S.O.M.}{Static-X} {So Baked}{Virtual Riot} {So Real}{Static-X} {Soulfire}{12 Stones} {Spooked}{Bro Safari} {Star Breaker (Judas Priest)}{Arch Enemy} {Stem}{Static-X} {Superscientific}{Virtual Riot} {Survive}{Virtual Riot}

Random Music 06/02/2018

{Network (Chase & Status Remix)}{Dream Mclean} {New Pain (Demo Version)}{Static-X} {Nights on Fire}{Virtual Riot} {No Submission (Live)}{Static-x} {One And Only}{Big Daddy Weave} {The Only}{Static-X} {Open Your Eyes}{12 Stones} {Otsego Undead}{Static-X} {Otsegolectric}{Static-X} {Album Version} {Demo Version} {Permanence}{Static-X} {Pilgrim}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live In Japan 1999} {Piss Test (Flosstradamus Remix)}{A-Trak} {Pop It}{JiKay & MNKN} {Pray For Riddim}{Virtual Riot} {Prove Them Wrong}{Virtual Riot} {Push It}{Static-X} {Album Version} {JB's Death Trance Mix} {Live}

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Jokes 06/02/2018 Pt. 3

The trouble with finding your perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then four weeks after the wedding you would meet another perfect soul mate, with bigger tits. An older couple decided to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said: That's fine with me. She said: I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That's fine with me. She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week. He said: Put me down for Fridays. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he

Jokes 06/02/2018 Pt. 2

"The city of Anchorage, Alaska, has voted down a bathroom bill that discriminates against transgendered people. Residents said, 'You know, it's so cold here in Alaska we can't tell what genitals you have anyway.'" -Conan O'Brien I was talking to a friend of mine, and he told me that he's been married a little over four years. He told me he was celebrating his 'Wooden' anniversary. I asked what a 'wooden' anniversary was. He said, "I asked her to give me a blow job and she wooden." "A former Playboy bunny just became the oldest lingerie model at 83 years old. When asked why she went back to work, she said, 'My Trump hush money ran out.'" -Jimmy Fallon The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email t

Quotes 06/02/2018

*---- Quotes For The Day ----* Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. --Harlan Ellison Lord, what fools these mortals be! --William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Act 3 scene 2 **--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---** Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. See at the bottom for the answer *---- More Quotes for the Week ----* To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. --Voltaire There are more fools in the world than there are people. --Heinrich Heine Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. --Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963 MYSTERY QUOTE AND ANSWER - DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY? Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. ANSWER: Frank Dane

Jokes 06/02/2018

"A man has been sentenced to five years in jail for trying to smuggle 51 turtles in his pants. The man has already told his cellmate, 'There's nothing you can do to me that 51 turtles haven't.'" -Conan O'Brien A woman tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the lady starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!" The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to the lady and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the lady starts yelling, Pinch My Nipples! Please, pinch My Nipples!" By now a crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Ma'am, why do you keep saying t

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 6

{Leader Of The Rats}{Arch Enemy} {Level 60}{Eloq} {Level Midnight}{Eptic} {Lie To Me}{12 Stones} {Acoustic} {Album Version} {Losing Faith}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live in Japan 1997 (With Drum Solo Intro)} {Love Dump}{Static-X} {Album Version} {Demo Version} {Live} {Machine}{Static-X} {Marching On A Dead End Road}{Arch Enemy} {Mindreader (feat. Lisa Rowe)}{Virtual Riot} {Money}{Charlie Traplin & Sentinel} {Mr. Mittens Groove}{Virtual Riot} {My Apocalypse}{Arch Enemy} {My Life}{12 Stones}

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 5

{I Am (Demo Version)}{Static-X} {I Do}{Massappeals} {I Run This (Original Mix)}{Luminox} {The Ides Of March (Iron Maiden Cover)}{Arch Enemy} {Idolatress}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live In Japan 1997} {I'm Good (Hucci Remix)}{Amplify Dot} {I'm With Stupid}{Static-X} {Live} {Paul Barker Remix} {The Immortal}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live In Japan 1999} {In My Head}{12 Stones} {Instinct}{Arch Enemy} {It Was You}{12 Stones} {Jah No Partial (Yellow Claw & Yung Felix Remix)}{Major Lazer} {Janky}{Buku} {Jump The Gun}{Virtual Riot} {Kill Your Idols}{Static-X} {Kingpin (Rockwell Remix)}{Friction & Skream} {Komputermusik}{Virtual Riot}

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 4

{Games You Play}{12 Stones} {Genesis}{Eptic} {Get To The Gone}{Static-X} {Album Version} {Live} {Live Demo Version} {Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment}{Static-X} {Goon Bags (Z Remix)}{Foreign Beggars} {Grapes Alla Vodka (Salva Remix)}{RL Grime} {GT40}{Lindsay Lowend} {Gun Finga}{Eptic} {Haunted}{Virtual Riot} {Head}{Static-X} {Hey Love}{12 Stones} {Higher}{Xxtrakt} {Home}{12 Stones} {Hustle}{Hucci}

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 3

{Edge (Feat. Varia)}{Vurtual Riot} {End Of The Line}{Arch Enemy} {The Enemy (Live)}{Static-X} {Erics' Song}{12 Stones} {Eureka}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live in Japan 1997} {Evil Gameboy}{Virtual Riot} {Exist To Exit}{Arch Enemy} {Express Yourself (Gent & Jawns Remix)}{Diplo} {Fade Away}{12 Stones} {Fields Of Desolation}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live In Japan 1997} {Fields Of Desolation 99}{Arch Enemy} {Fracture}{Templa} {From The Back (Lunice Remix)}{Flosstradamus} {Fumando}{Clicks & Whistles}

Random Music 06/01/2018 Pt. 2

{Danger (Habstrakt VIP)}{Eptic} {Dark Insanity}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live in Japan 1997} {The Darkest Night}{Virtual Riot} {Dead Eyes See No Future}{Arch Enemy} {Dead Inside}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live in Japan 1999} {Death}{Eptic} {December}{Static-X} {Dehumanization}{Arch Enemy} {Deliver Me}{Static-X} {Demoniality}{Arch Enemy} {Demonic Science}{Arch Enemy} {Despicable Heroes}{Arch Enemy} {Destroy All (Live)}{Static-X} {Destroyer (Live)}{Static-X} {Dimension 7}{Eptic} {Album Version} {Sub Zero Remix} {Dirthouse (Live)}{Static-X} {Do Or Die (Flosstradamus Remix)}{Flux Pavilion} {Down}{Static-X} {Dum Dee Dum}{Keys N Krates} {Dum Dum}{Baauer}

Random Music 06/01/2018

{Cannibal (Live)}{Static-X} {Chop Chop}{Virtual Riot} {Cold (Live)}{Static-X} {Cosmic Retribution}{Arch Enemy} {Album Version} {Live in Japan 1997} {Crash}{12 Stones} {Crash}{Static-X} {Crowd Ctrl 2.0}{Flosstradamus & DJ Sliink}

Random Facts: 04/16/2018

Franklin Roosevelt used the IRS to harass newspaper publishers who were opposed to his plans for the New Deal. The former president also used the IRS on political rivals and prominent Republicans, including an IRS audit of illegal campaign contributions made by a government contractor to congressman and future president Lyndon B. Johnson. During his presidency, Richard Nixon encouraged a secret IRS program called the Special Services Staff, which investigated his political opponents as well as harassing them with audits. More than 10,000 individuals and groups were targeted between 1969 and 1973.