Classifieds

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - today's smile.....

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.


8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..


Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.


Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.


Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK


$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES


California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.


Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:


Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month - wife knows everything!!

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