SUV Birthday Gift.



Two old guys talking.



One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".



Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"



First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

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