Jokes 04/17/10

"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us." --James Truslow Adams



I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband's keys. We searched high and low without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to the wall.



"Don't bother—that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn't have gone anywhere near it."



I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar. After a half hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"



She responded by yelling at the top of her voice, "No, I won't go home with you tonight!"



With everyone in the restaurant staring, Justin crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated.



A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized.



"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you," she said, "but I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying human reaction to embarrassing situations."



At the top of his lungs Justin replied, "What do you mean, two hundred dollars?!"