British Humor

BRITISH HUMOUR IS JUST DIFFERENT!!!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

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FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

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And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. (Statement of the Century)

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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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