Jokes: 04/18/11
"Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma." -Conan O'Brien
An Australian scientist has invented a bra which offers more support and prevents a woman's breasts from bouncing up and down.
After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of men beat the shit out of him.
Two men lost their long-time drinking buddy to alcoholism. At the funeral, as they passed by the open casket, one remarked to the other, "Gee, Sam sure look good, doesn't he?"
The other replied, "He ought to; he hasn't had a drink in a week."
Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze.
Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?"
Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so....but it sho would make us even."
An Australian scientist has invented a bra which offers more support and prevents a woman's breasts from bouncing up and down.
After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of men beat the shit out of him.
Two men lost their long-time drinking buddy to alcoholism. At the funeral, as they passed by the open casket, one remarked to the other, "Gee, Sam sure look good, doesn't he?"
The other replied, "He ought to; he hasn't had a drink in a week."
Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze.
Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?"
Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so....but it sho would make us even."
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