HARK!!! A New Blond Joke
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blond declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, with shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and preceded to haul it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby there were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled with all the strength she could muster to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration....."CRAP! THIS ONE 'S BAREFOOT, TOO !"
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and preceded to haul it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby there were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled with all the strength she could muster to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration....."CRAP! THIS ONE 'S BAREFOOT, TOO !"
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