Quotes: "A girl phoned me the other day..."

*---- Quotes For The Week ----*


A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

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**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**


Please excuse the length of this letter, I did not have time to write a shorter one. See at the bottom for the answer

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*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*


I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

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I come from a very stupid family. During the Civil War, my great grandfather fought for the West.

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MYSTERY QUOTE AND ANSWER - DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY?


Please excuse the length of this letter, I did not have time to write a shorter one.

MYSTERY QUOTE ANSWER: Winston Churchill

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