Timmersomethings Blog Of Random Stuff

They're both also pretty damn brave until the seals show up.

I told her she had three beautiful children. My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. How was I to know?!?!?

This is probably the most amazing picture of 2011!!! "Did you lose a cat?"

After all that, who needs "dumb blonde" jokes?

EVEN MORE WALMART ! HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE THIS MANY HOT FASHION-CONSCIOUS DRESSERS in the U.S.A???!!!?! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into Wal-Mart... Enjoy! Yep, you nailed it. - V.I.P. Its like a permanent lumbar support system. By the way, how do you even get hair to cling/mold/bind/form/shape into that? Im just asking so that I dont accidentally do it. Much to my, and Im sure everyone else's, surprise we have a challenger to the Old lady from 8 Crazy Nights look alike. Also, full disclosure I'm a little frightened. I have a feeling her kids are always on their best behavior. I guess thats what happens when you have a professional spanker for a mother. Dont you hate it when you confuse your washing machine and your kids Spiral Splatter Creations Kit? I know I do. OH SNAP! Thats how Willy the Pimp does black and white son! You fake pimps better come correct next time you wanna challenge the legend. Ohhh, if only your parents were given that advice. Okay, I...

This was sent by a lady with a unique sense of humor.

When it's OK to say "Oh S**t". A collection of pictures depicting times when the four letter chorus is almost expected. Bad landing indeed. The skies were friendly The ground wasn't. Not the way you wanna wind up on the Jumbotron there lady. Brain to body. This is gonna get painful. Let's just hope this pilot isn't trying to use the Carpool lane. You think this guy needs to check his shorts, think of the driver in front of him. Oh this is about to get "Somebody call his next of kin" ugly. He's thinking "Soft water landing". They're thinking "I call drumstick". This killer whale is getting his lunch the easy way. He probably shoulda waited til AFTER the storm to go work on them lines. And FINALLY... "Oh Dang and here i forgot the tartar sauce".

Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “ America ’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her. - Arizona Should some states increase the driving age? Ask the mother who sent this gem of her daughter’s escapades, only 1 hour after receiving her license. - South Carolina Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be. - Wyoming Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I’m going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it. - North Carolina For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me. - Arkansas You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls? - Unknown I’m not sure if hiring a stylist from Whoville is the best career move, but who really knows?...