Ain't Gonna Happen

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100’ tall & 400’ wide w/9 gun turrets at various heights, windows all over the place, & a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, & I was going to paint it green w/pink & gold trim.

The City Council told me to forget it … AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!

So I sent the application in again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday.

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