Airport Safety Update.
Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security: Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0 Transvestites: 133 Hernias: 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172 Enlarged Prostates: 8,249 Breast Implants: 59,350 Natural Blondes: 3 There now don't you feel safer about flying? I know i do. LOL.