Airport Safety Update.

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172

Enlarged Prostates: 8,249

Breast Implants: 59,350

Natural Blondes: 3

There now don't you feel safer about flying? I know i do. LOL.

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