3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide, and he said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink."

The men were thrilled, and the first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!''



Plop! He landed in a glass of beer and was happy as can be.



The second guy went down the slide yelling,''Lemonaaaaaaaaaaaaade!!!''



Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade, and was thrilled.



The third guy went down the slide yelling, ''Wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

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