Timmersomethings Blog Of Random Stuff

This is the best analogy yet! Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution For the mess that America is now in economically. I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table.. Everywhere! Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird...

It is time for, Your Yearly Dementia Test. Our Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,...

Letter To Obama at Whitehouse Sent from 95 year Old Pearl Harbor Survivor !! Fantastic!! WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out! This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now. He dictated this letter to a friend, signed it and mailed it to the president. Dear President Obama, My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert. I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate. Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor , allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of serv...

Anyone care to guess what this idiot was smoking when he said this.

Dear MySpace: I recently cancelled my account with your idiotic so called social network. Now i'd like to tell you why. The simple fact is YOU SUCK!!!!!!. With your restrictions on what i can and cannot post, and how my blog looks, I quite frankly felt like the smothered boyfriend in this relationship. Add to that all the lame ass crap that you dare call content cluttering up a page i only used to post blog entries, and you can see clearly why Facebook and even Twitter kick your ass all over the internet in so many ways. Don't take it personally MySpacewaster. I'm sure there are more than enough socially awkward cyberdweebs out there living in Mom and Dad's basement devoid of a social life enough to stick with you. But as for me, i'm moving outta this dysfunctionally screwed up relationship and on to bigger and better things. Like an actual life with a REAL WOMAN. Not the kind you have to blow up, Ply with liquour or pay by the hour. Yours Truthfully: Tumothy Leyde...