Senior Texting
The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:  If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you.  The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:  I'm on the toilet. Please advise.  (Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)